Scribbld's Book of Random

BURN, BABY.

Thu, 09 Dec 2010 03:55:52 GMT

http://www.cbsatlanta.com/news/26054783/detail.html

A ten year old girl and her aunt are hospitalized after a "freak" accident caused a spray paint can to explode in their faces. Really? Freak accident? Because the only thing freaky I see here is the freakishly large amount of ignorance this woman had.

OH I DON'T HAVE A HAMMER HANDY. WHAT SHOULD I USED TO HAMMER THIS NAIL? WHY A FLAMMABLE CAN OF SPRAY PAINT THAT ALSO SAYS DO NOT PUNCTURE, CONTENTS UNDER PRESSURE.

As cold and cruel as this may seem... the bitch deserved it. I only feel sorry for the 10 year old girl, she probably wasn't aware of what was happening. What the fuck. Seriously.

I'd also like to add that whoever wrote this story needs to learn the value of proofreading. "Was helping her Lowe" should probably be "was helping her AUNT Lowe" and "skin graphs..." SERIOUSLY? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? It's GRAFTS, you moronic reporter.

Wed, 10 Nov 2010 03:43:05 GMT

Link

Mobile phones and computers may soon be used as on-the-go testing stations for sexually transmitted diseases and infections, thanks to efforts in Britain to curb the rising rate of herpes, chlamydia and gonorrhea among young people.

A group of doctors and tech experts, known as the UK Clinical Research Collaboration, has put 4 million pounds (about $6.4 million) into developing a system, similar to pregnancy testing kits, that will be able to tell someone within minutes, privately, if they have an STD, according to a report in the Guardian.

The user will be able to put urine or saliva onto a computer chip about the size of a USB drive, which then plugs it into their phone or computer to receive a quick diagnosis of common STDs, the Guardian said.

I suddenly see someone inventing iPhone freshener cases with strong scents to cover up the fact you had to insert your piss into it minutes ago. >.>

Thu, 04 Nov 2010 23:30:23 GMT

Link

Early reviews of Microsoft's Kinect facial recognition feature suggest that the motion-sensing camera does not work properly with some darker-skinned users. GameSpot's U.K. site unsuccessfully tested Kinect's features with two dark-skinned employees, while white reviewers had no problem using facial recognition.

This is probably the dumbest thing I've read all day today.

Mon, 25 Oct 2010 16:43:20 GMT

Link

AMC plans a rather ambitious promotional stunt to promote The Walking Dead.

The cable network is staging "zombie attacks" in 26 major cities -- hundreds of extras in zombie makeup roaming landmarks such as the Brooklyn Bridge in New York City, the Lincoln Memorial in Washington D.C., Big Ben in London, The Prado Museum in Madrid.

The stunts will commence at daybreak in Taipei and Hong Kong on Tuesday, Oct. 26 and moves across the globe during a 24 hour period and culminates at the show’s Los Angeles premiere.

The six-episode series debuts Oct. 31 and the series is going to debut internationally in 120 countries the same week as the U.S. premiere.

I've seen the first two episodes. If you've watched the four-minute trailer, you have an accurate sense of how well-executed this drama is. Fans of the genre are going to love it. The question is whether it can draw a large enough (read: female) audience. The uncompromising opening scene, which I won't spoil, is going to lose X% of viewers right off the bat. The rest is almost certainly the most gory series ever to air on TV.

Not only should this be totally awesome, I'm fully expecting someone to start blaring "Thriller" by Michael Jackson from their speakers.

Sat, 09 Oct 2010 21:47:02 GMT

Honestly, I kinda like Justin Bieber. Yeah, I know. Sue me.

BUT THIS. Wow. I was going to try to think of a witty caption for this post, but just watch this. The whole thing. Seriously. It speaks for itself.

WHAT. WHAT. WHAT. WHAT. WHAT. WHAT. WHAT. WHAT. WHAT. WHAT. WHAT.

Thu, 07 Oct 2010 19:52:39 GMT

THIS IS A LINK TO FLESHLIGHT. THAT MEANS ADULT SEX TOYS. IF YOU DO NOT WANT THIS ON YOUR SCREEN BECAUSE YOUR BOSS IS WATCHING YOU SURF, DO NOT CLICK.

I'M 904 YEARS OLD AND WHAT IS THIS?
http://www.fleshlight.com/alien/?link=230667

JUST READ THE SALES PITCH. I CAN'T CONTAIN MY LAUGHTER.

Wed, 29 Sep 2010 23:13:46 GMT

lolwat

Wed, 22 Sep 2010 20:14:09 GMT

Fri, 10 Sep 2010 20:42:22 GMT

Fri, 10 Sep 2010 02:14:53 GMT

This is from The Daily What and I figured it was hilarious enough to post here.

NYC’s WKTU “ballbusts” a woman by informing her that her son is a heterosexual and then waiting to see how long it takes for her to catch on.

It’s longer than you think.

Tue, 07 Sep 2010 23:39:55 GMT

So which remix do you guys prefer the most?

I'm Backin' Up by the Auto-Tune the News guys

OR

They Shoot the Rubber by Mike Relm

LET'S GET READY TO RRRRRRRRRRRRRRUMBLE!

Sat, 04 Sep 2010 05:19:01 GMT

Fri, 03 Sep 2010 00:37:19 GMT

CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!

HONHONHONHON~

Mon, 30 Aug 2010 21:55:39 GMT

If you're having a bad day, this is sure to cheer you up. It does me. XD

Mon, 30 Aug 2010 07:27:22 GMT

BEES. MY GOD.

Thu, 26 Aug 2010 08:07:38 GMT

I'm just gonna leave this riiiiiiiiight here.

Tue, 17 Aug 2010 05:52:02 GMT

Mon, 16 Aug 2010 18:02:49 GMT

Marching Band Plays Bed Intruder Remix - Watch more Funny Videos

THIS CONTRACT IS SEALED.

Wed, 11 Aug 2010 06:53:42 GMT

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Tue, 10 Aug 2010 03:28:39 GMT

Woman Too Excited About Arrest On TV - Watch more Funny Videos

Sat, 07 Aug 2010 06:47:28 GMT

Wed, 04 Aug 2010 04:18:30 GMT

I'm trying to figure out where this sanctity of marriage is exactly.

Fri, 23 Jul 2010 20:44:10 GMT

Fri, 09 Jul 2010 21:56:59 GMT

Love the song, but LOL