It's sad that in this case, I was not working.

I went to Publix with my roommate to get some beef tips and gravy for dinner today and there was this fat bitch with like seven kids and she was not keeping an eye on them AT ALL. Oh my GOD. I wanted to spank them FOR HER.

They had decided to play bumper cars with the motorized wheelchairs and were racing them up and down the aisles all while this bitch was just calmly saying "no don't do that" or "please stop" but not actually laying down the law. I mean, shit. I fucking hate how spanking is viewed so negatively these days because these kids NEEDED a little fear in them, holy SHIT. They just kept going, ignoring mommy since really, what was she going to do? Ask them politely to quit? LADY, THAT AIN'T WORKING. Try a new approach! It's called a SWITCH.

They almost hit an elderly woman! One girl ran out from ringing up customers and snapped at one of the kids, but even that is hard to do- I know- some of these mothers will act like grizzly bears if you try to discipline their brats for them, woe is the role of the employee in such situations.

Then, as we came out of the store and headed for our car, they ran out into the street.

I kind of hoped a car would hit her kids. Would serve her fucking right. :|