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"if it's shippable exists, Cella ships it"
Why porn when I insist on being pure for you?
title; die another day
characters; Sakura...versus toothbrush.
It starts as a bad day.
It sucks, because, first off, the alarm goes off too close to her head, and although she is normally a morning person, today is not it. "Noooo," she moans into her pillow, and slams her hand into the snooze button before covering her head with the second pillow (that she insists to use just for the sake of clinging to something in her sleep).
Except then she realizes she can't sleep in today. She can't even afford the snooze button.
Biochem exam, oh shi--
Sakura jumps out of bed, and scrambles for the clock, in a flurry of bedsheets and pillows (and a stray feather here and there). Good, she's still on time. She still has time for the relaxing shower, the uplifting breakfast, and the morning excercise, and the walk to campus.
Except the building's run out of hot water already (she bets the neighbours from the third floor, apartment C are to blame, with their dalliances and their romantic morning showers and oh god she wants to drown them in the hot water they used up). And she burns her toast (because she's looking for the cereal in the cupboard and forgets to set the timer on the lowest level for the toaster), and spills her cereal (when she picks up the toast and burns her fingers, and the ensuing flailing causes her elbow to knock into the cereal bowl). And morning excercise is substituted by cleaning her kitchen.
And then. And then. As she steps into the bathroom again, ready for that one last routine -- she does have a bit of toasty taste left in her mouth -- and she thinks This, at least, has to go well, her beautiful electrical toothbrush does not work.
Blinded by rage, Sakura forgets trivial things such as "batteries", and grips onto the handle of the toothbrush, letting out a roar before slamming it against the sink. Repeatedly.
Sakura: 1, Toothbrush: 0. Take that, destiny!
And suddenly, all things start to seem less troubling. Natural balance is restored, and Sakura is once more the master of the house.
That afternoon when her mother's psychologist phones her for the tenth time that week to ask her if she'd considered his offer, Sakura gladly answers: "Thank you, but I don't need anger management classes," before throwing her broken toothbrush into the bin.
...you show that toothbrush, Sakura. You show it.
That toothbrush threatened Sakura's semedom. It had to be done.
Plastic must learn its place.
...I think this is why she has no vibrator.
8D GOOD THING YOU DON'T RUN ON BATTERIES
lifeand1echo 9:40 pm
sakura/toothbrush should go down in the anals of history
I SHIP IT
..............q.e.d.
Get back to writing, slacker =o=
excuse you i wrote everything so far
Which is 10 times more than I've done this year already, so not judging XDDDD
I have a request because I know that we'll NEVER, EVER LOG IT.
Halloween. What really happened with Sakura/Naruto [maybe Neji] vs. the Parents. :|a
I knew you'd ask for this and I hate you for even daring to think it would be as long as a drabble.
BRB.
I've known you long enough to expect something beautiful from my specific requests. ♥
I'll be waiting~
title; pick your threats well
characters; Sakura, Naruto, Neji, Haruno parents
She loves her parents. It’s not that she does not love them. It’s impossible for a child not to love their parents--at least to her, it’s unconceivable. So, it’s true that she loves them, despite the grief they have caused her so many times. Despite how they’ve controlled her life from day one. Despite how even at twenty-one they think they’re the ones who know who’s best for her. It’s not that she doesn’t love her parents -- she does. She does. Like that little girl that still wants to get patted on the head when she does something right, or the teenager that still needs her mother’s advice regarding boys.
But they cross a line she swore never to let them cross again.
And what’s worse, they cross it with Naruto standing right in front of them. So when her mother accuses Naruto again of being the cause of all of Sakura’s problems, and Sakura’s rebelliousness, her love for her parents starts to choke her. It starts to weigh down on her shoulder like five, six anvils piled together. Duty, honour, obedience, respect, gratitude, guilt. There’s a name for each anvil, and each anvil is tied to the love she has for them. But in that moment, while she’s holding onto Naruto’s hand tightly under the table, tight enough to break a bone, and painfully aware that even Neji is watching for her reaction, Sakura decides that screw it. Screw it.
They need to wear the same amount of anvils.
So she starts with guilt. “I tried to let you know respectfully that because I appreciate you so much, and am thankful for all your help, I will be less of a bothersome daughter and take my life and economical support into my own hands. I’m sorry to see that even this does not please you. I can’t imagine what would,” she tells them, and everyone in the room pretends her voice does not crack with the last word.
“But,” she hisses, and stands up from the table. Pulls Naruto up with her. “But if you insult this man again, in front of me, or not, I will make sure to please you in disgracing you as much as you want, and we will send all our children to you so you care for them.”
And after a beat, because why the hell not, she adds: “And then I’ll send Neji’s children, too.”
Without waiting for another scathing reply from her parents, Sakura turns around and leaves the house. She’s relatively happy with that speech. And when Naruto laughs so hard it scares her neighbours, and pulls her into a hug, she almost, almost cries -- but abstains. She lets him hug her, and hugs him back.
She loves her parents, and she’s sure they love her too. And maybe one day, things will change. But right now, she loves him more.
dw he would be laughing that big, teary sort of laugh and snotting all over her. ♥
SO REQUESTING INO/SAKURA.
What they're doing in Bangkok RIGHT NOW.
...so about that drabble you still owe :)
with shikamaru's money
might i add. 8|
well it's not like Sakura has any so...sure 8)
...Lol, I don't know. Tenten/Sakura stuck in an elevator. How Sakura really got over her jealousy.
do it
i know you want to. C:
porn
i havent read porn in a really long time. :(
or you know. sakura's pov. 8)
OR BOTH IDK
WHAT DONT JUDGE ME
/this face
/JUDGES FOREVER AND WRITES TA/STUDENT PORN TO SPITE YOU
table; you will be tested on this
characters; Shikamaru, Sakura
“You are…so annoying,” she breathes out, glaring at the top of his head.
He lifts himself silently, and presses one hand next to each side of her head, not quite pressed against her, but definitely touching enough places for her to feel it.
Wait for it. Wait for it… And there it is; the smirk. That annoying smirk that makes her want to knock his teeth in; except she needs his teeth and his mouth for now.
“I’m teaching you a lesson, you know,” he drawls, and moves one hand to grip her hair at the back of her head and tug downwards, exposing her neck. “It’s what professors do…”
“You’re not a professor,” she pants out after feeling his mouth on her skin. “You’re just…an annoying…teacher assistant…who--”
“Less compliments, Haruno,” he interrupts, a bite to her pulse point. “This is class time. Only answer when you’re asked a question.”
“Will…this count in my grade?” she can’t help but tease back, because hell, what can you do when the guy that’s annoyed you for one entire year during Biochem with his teachings is now pressed against your very much naked body and insisting that you repeat the names of the bones he is touching, or else he will cease to touch you? You fight back fire with fire. “Because you haven’t been my professor for two years now, and--”
“Woman, will you be quiet,” he interrupts, again, and tugs at her earlobe with his teeth. When she shudders and clamps her mouth shut, his mouth pulls up into a very pleased smile. “This is why I don’t go for girls my age.”
“I though it was because--”
“I’ll pull away.”
“Fuck you!” she spats back, and digs her heels into his ass, pushing him further up inside. “We’ve been over foreplay for the past hour and a half, Nara. Either you fuck me hard, or I will stop playing these games with you. For good.”
Shikamaru sighs, and lifts himself up slightly until his face hovers above hers. “You always threaten with that,” he says, and snaps his hips up.
Sakura arches and moans out all the bones in the human arm, from the shoulder down to the fingers, laughing breathlessly between each movement he makes. “It’s the only way to get you to do some work, anyway,” she murmurs into the corner of his mouth, and uses her training in jujitsu to turn them over. Sinking down on him, she smirks and flicks one nipple with her fingernail. “Your turn. The periodic table, starting from noble gases.”
“No order whatsoever,” he complains, and gripping her hips, he starts reciting, perfectly, and pulling her down after each element. By Rubidium, she loses track, and when he moves on to the rare earth metals, she loses the ability to talk, too.
/ is a bitch
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