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Baz Courtney : Catapults Seeker ([info]capnkangaroo) wrote in [info]valesco_ooc,
@ 2012-05-10 10:35:00


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so Aussie that he uses vegemite as lube
YES. WELL. NOW THAT I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION. ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE THE MOST IMPORTANT AUSTRALIAN, NAY EARTHLING, NAY MILKY WAY-IAN THAT YOUR CHARACTER COULD EVER POSSIBLY COME INTO CONTACT WITH: BAZ COURTNEY. YOU SEE, HE'S KIND OF A BIG FREAKING DEAL IN AUSTRALIA. SUCH A BIG DEAL THAT HE DOES MAGIC CARPET ADVERTISEMENTS. IN THAILAND. HE BOGEY HEXED YOUR BROTHER ONCE AND IT WAS AWESOME. NOW, NOW YOU MIGHT GET HASTY AND THINK THAT THE MOST IMPORTANT THING ON THE PLANET TO BAZ COURTNEY IS BAZ COURTNEY, BUT YOU WOULD BE MISTAKEN. WINNING IS BAZ COURTNEY'S MOST PRIZED GOAL. HE HAS AN ASTOUNDING CAREER RECORD IN THE AUSTRALIAN LEAGUE AND HE HAS NEVER FAILED TO CATCH A SNITCH IN A WORLD CUP MATCH. THE CATAPULTS ARE NOT DISCLOSING HOW MUCH THEY'RE FORKING OVER TO IMPORT HIS GOLDEN ASS TO CAERPHILLY TO BE THEIR SEEKER BUT IT'S SAFE TO SAY THAT IT WAS WORTH EVERY GALLEON. I MEAN, JUST LOOK AT THIS BASTARD IN ALL HIS MAJESTY. AUSSIE KIDS IDOLIZE HIM MORE THAN HARRY FREAKING POTTER. WIZARDS AND WITCHES OF ALL AGES JUST WANT TO TOUCH HIM. HIS FREAKING WAND IS MADE OF PETRIFIED CORAL AND THE HAIR OF A BUNYIP. NEEDLESS TO SAY, DIS BITCH GOT SWAG.

YOU MAY SIGN-UP HERE TO BE A WORSHIPER. PLZKTHX.

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[info]macks
2012-05-10 01:36 pm UTC (link)
OH MY GOD SO MANY EMOTIONS CANNOT CONTAIN

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[info]chasingquixotic
2012-05-10 07:09 pm UTC (link)
THAT WAS A LOT OF CAPSLOCK

OH GOD TRISTAN HATES HIM ALREADY

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[info]chasingquixotic
2012-05-10 07:10 pm UTC (link)
Okay that's a lie, Tristan doesn't hate anyone but he

is concerned.

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[info]flower
2012-05-10 07:17 pm UTC (link)
I THINK THE ENTIRE LEAGUE JUST GOT CONCERNED.

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[info]chasingquixotic
2012-05-10 07:23 pm UTC (link)
P. much.

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[info]dinglehopper
2012-05-10 07:52 pm UTC (link)
>_> Say all my Quidditch players.

And Samantha is just amused by that Thailand comment. Obvs she's heard of him before, though it was one of those things that she didn't fully pay attention to so. Yeah.

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