jay (jay) wrote in whs,
@ 2008-09-16 11:42:00

mick jayger
i hate mornings because i wake up freezing with morning wood and both of those things have to be fixed before i can do anything productive with my life. what's the worst time of day for you and why?

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	kyla 2008-09-16 08:29 pm UTC (link)
	every morning you wake up with morning wood? what the hell do you dream about? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	jay 2008-09-16 08:33 pm UTC (link)
	you obviously. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kyla 2008-09-16 08:45 pm UTC (link)
	i apologize for causing you such pain each and every morning. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	jay 2008-09-16 08:47 pm UTC (link)
	i guess i can forgive you with time and effort but i don't know if i can forget. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kyla 2008-09-16 08:56 pm UTC (link)
	i'll help find you a gf (or paid hooker) to help you out each morning if you want (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	jay 2008-09-16 08:58 pm UTC (link)
	i have a girlfriend, i'm just not into morning sex. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kyla 2008-09-16 08:59 pm UTC (link)
	i thought guys wanted sex any day, everyday, 24/7? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	jay 2008-09-16 09:01 pm UTC (link)
	not when i just wake up unless i'm getting a blowjob already in which case waking up isn't such a bitch (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kyla 2008-09-16 09:04 pm UTC (link)
	that would be one fantastic girlfriend. i'd give her a prize or something. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	jay 2008-09-16 09:07 pm UTC (link)
	it's a hypothetical girlfriend, the kind that only exists in fantasies and also wear french maid outfits for no good reason. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kyla 2008-09-16 09:08 pm UTC (link)
	the ones your dream about and think are giving you head but when you wake up in the morning all you have is morning wood. it all makes sense now. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	jay 2008-09-16 09:11 pm UTC (link)
	now you're catching on. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kyla 2008-09-16 09:20 pm UTC (link)
	so which of the two hotties are you dating? you are getting confusing with the icon usage. bia or cristal, jay. bia or cristal. haha (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	jay 2008-09-16 09:21 pm UTC (link)
	it's random iconing i can't help that but i'm going to ignore that and let you guess. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kyla 2008-09-16 09:24 pm UTC (link)
	my guess is bia just because her nickname is after an amazing song (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	jay 2008-09-16 09:26 pm UTC (link)
	who knows. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kyla 2008-09-16 09:29 pm UTC (link)
	kyla ftw (Reply to this)(Parent)

	kaela 2008-09-16 08:54 pm UTC (link)
	i can never fall asleep (Reply to this)(Thread)

	jay 2008-09-16 08:57 pm UTC (link)
	i suggest valium/diazepam; if you want some, let me know and i'll give my mother a call i think she's still abusing prescription meds since we last spoke. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kaela 2008-09-16 08:59 pm UTC (link)
	ooops but yeah no ty (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	jay 2008-09-16 09:00 pm UTC (link)
	your loss. sleep is pretty instant with it. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kaela 2008-09-16 09:03 pm UTC (link)
	so you would like to see me become a drug addict. f- for you. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	jay 2008-09-16 09:05 pm UTC (link)
	not entirely, as long as you don't take it more than its prescribed for you can't get addicted and you won't become my mother so no f- for me. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kaela 2008-09-16 09:07 pm UTC (link)
	f- just because you fail anyway. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	jay 2008-09-16 09:07 pm UTC (link)
	f- because it's bags under your eyes, not mine. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kaela 2008-09-16 09:09 pm UTC (link)
	f- because you fail to realize i look perfect all the time. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	jay 2008-09-16 09:11 pm UTC (link)
	f- because your ego is almost as big as mine. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kaela 2008-09-16 09:12 pm UTC (link)
	f- because at least i have reasons to have a big ego. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	jay 2008-09-16 09:17 pm UTC (link)
	f- because a pig nose isn't a reason. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kaela 2008-09-16 09:19 pm UTC (link)
	f- because you could have done better. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	jay 2008-09-16 09:21 pm UTC (link)
	f- because you fail to realize that wasn't my best. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kaela 2008-09-16 09:24 pm UTC (link)
	f- because you have yet to prove yourself. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	jay 2008-09-16 09:26 pm UTC (link)
	f- because i don't need to prove anything. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kaela 2008-09-16 09:29 pm UTC (link)
	f- because you aren't winning this war. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	jay 2008-09-16 09:37 pm UTC (link)
	f- because i already won, you can leave now. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	chelsy 2008-09-16 09:35 pm UTC (link)
	i think that might fall under the category of too much information but the worst time of the day for me is falling asleep. i'm bad at it. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	jay 2008-09-16 09:38 pm UTC (link)
	i don't have any shame so nothing is too much. apparently that's a popular answer though. again, valium. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	chelsy 2008-09-16 09:43 pm UTC (link)
	hugs not drugs? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	jay 2008-09-16 09:44 pm UTC (link)
	are you offering on or the other? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	chelsy 2008-09-17 12:59 am UTC (link)
	it's a mystery. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	cristal 2008-09-16 11:44 pm UTC (link)
	night and no reason (Reply to this)(Thread)

	jay 2008-09-16 11:51 pm UTC (link)
	go to hell (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	cristal 2008-09-17 12:49 am UTC (link)
	what the fuck did i do (Reply to this)(Parent)

	cristal 2008-09-17 12:49 am UTC (link)
	what the fuck did i do (Reply to this)(Parent)

	nina 2008-09-17 01:54 am UTC (link)
	morning because i hate waking up early. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	jay 2008-09-17 01:55 am UTC (link)
	i can agree there. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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