below each premade are three rumors; one is true and two are false. you, as the player, must identify which is true in the first post in your character's journal above where your character's information is. please note that more than one rumor may not be true!


the sebastian valmont
• has fallen for jock buddy's ex-girlfriend, the amanda beckett
• is covering up his homosexuality with women
• was kicked out of school freshman year, but blackmailed the principal to return

the john tucker
• gets shut down by the torrance shipman once a week
• wears women's panties
• slept with a teacher on a dare

the patrick verona
• carries a knife to school
• had his sidekick stolen junior year and got his nude pictures posted all over myspace
• makes straight a's, but spreads rumors that he fails everything because he doesn't want to be popular or considered a nerd

the john bender
• has a thing for the kat stratford
• is not as bad as he'd like everyone to believe
• comes from an abusive home, he's always got those bruises

the dawson leery
• filmed a pornography
• went to homecoming last year with another guy
• covers up his infatuation for the sharpay evans by calling her vain

the zack tartak
• is gay, no matter what he says
• wore a dress to junior prom
• desperately wants to get a piece of the courtney shane

the matthew kidman
• drops ecstasy every weekend
• botched on his college admissions essay and now has to attend community college after senior year
• makes fake ids

the scott thomas
• got cheated on by the bianca stratford and now endures a song about how stupid he was not to realize it on a daily basis
• is a stoner
• has a collection of pornography magazines in his locker

the pacey witter
• carried on a relationship with a teacher for a year before she was fired
• pines for the bella swan
• writes bad poetry in his spare time

the court reynolds
• has a small penis
• shacked up with the denise fleming at a party, but would never tell anyone about it
• is not really a player, but likes people to think that he is because he likes the reputation

the ryan evans
• can't STAND druggies like the evie zamora or the tracy freeland
• sings in the school choir, but is ashamed to admit he's a soprano
• was into the fern mayo before she got the makeover

the cooper harris
• smokes AND sells pot on campus
• pays people to do his schoolwork for him
• had a threesome with the torrance shipman and the missy pantone... at least, that's how he SAYS it went down

the billy madison
• is into strange pornography
• only got to high school because all of his teachers wanted to get rid of him for being such an IDIOT
• is smarter than he lets on

the van wilder
• organized a nude mile freshman year
• once lost a fight to the emmett cullen
• plans to repeat senior year because he's afraid of real life and responsibility

the edward cullen
• has a really weird fetish
• is still a virgin
• secretly attends school functions

the jasper hale
• has some bad scars from fighting that he hides by baggy clothing
• plans to enlist in the armed forces after graduation
• sleeps around. a lot

the emmett cullen
• loses almost every fight, despite his size
• has an addiction to steroids
• is married

the tad hamilton
• was in a series of popular movies, but was fired by his agent for his bad boy demeanor
• plans to hold a campaign for girls to win a date with him
• thinks he's too good for every girl at southampton high school

the landon carter
• is a serial dater
• fights dirty
• asked the napoleon dynamite for dancing tips even after he made fun of him all last year

the noah calhoun
• plans to drop out this year
• was recruited by a major sporting team
• threatened to kill himself after the cady heron dumped him

the nate archibald
• sleeps with his best friend
• listens to horrible music
• genuinely enjoys chick flicks

the dan humphrey
• poor, but acts like he's not thanks to living with his cousins, the scotts
• total womanizer, but can't quite place with the rest of the players
• aspiring writer

the chuck bass
• has slept with fifty percent of the females in southampton high school
• is sleeping with a freshman
• used to be fat, but doesn't tell people that

the napoleon dynamite
• smokes weed
• talks the way he does because he gets a kick out of making people laugh
• hooked up with a regulation hottie at a party over the summer, but is too nice to talk about it

the preston meyers
• has a love note for the gretchen weiners he's kept for four years
• only sweet talks girls to get in their pants
• got a DWI last year and had his license revoked

the kenny fisher
• showed up the first day of freshman year with cornrows
• only acts the way he does because he's ashamed to be the nerd he really is
• was a virgin up until last year

the cliff pantone
• wrote a song about the sandy olsson before he found out she had her eye on someone else and has since recycled it for his newest love interest
• just made his big break with a record contract, but is too modest to admit it
• can't play an instrument to save his life

the steve stifler
• once gave another guy head to watch two girls go at it
• tries to be like the major players in school, but fails because of his secret sensitive side
• told the haley james scott he was in love with her in a futile attempt to get in her pants

the paul finch
• slept with the nathan scott's mother
• tried out for the cheerleading team as a way to meet women
• is not as smart as he likes people to think he is

the danny zuko
• got stabbed in a fight once
• was the original player in school, but mellowed down when he met his current love interest
• has no future plans whatsoever

the damien
• started the rumor he was gay and acts that way to get girls
• once dressed like a girl to attend a slumber party and get gossip
• wishes the lucas scott was gay, too

the ferris bueller
• has never attended a single day of class, but gets by because people often forget about him
• rivals the van wilder in most parties thrown
• is more modest than he lets on

the lucas scott
• former bad boy who is ashamed to talk about that part of his life
• denies any and all relation to the dan humphrey
• pines for someone... unexpected

the nathan scott
• asked his girlfriend to marry him over the summer
• though he's a big jock, he carries a major sensitive side to rival even the preston meyers
• has an abusive father

the mouth mcfadden
• acts shy, but is really outgoing outside of school
• is a sports anchor for the school news, but disguises his voice
• lives with his girlfriend in an apartment

the finn hudson
• was almost cut as quarerback of the football team for talking back to the coach
• secretly likes to sing and play the drums
• once thought he got a girl pregnant when he “finished” in a hot tub

the noah puckerman
• has a thing for cougars
• has slept with almost every cheerleader
• makes a habit of throwing underclassmen and unpopular students into the school dumpsters

the kurt hummel
• worships pop stars like Lady Gaga, Madonna and Britney Spears
• received threatening phone calls when he “came out”
• makes over the unpopular girls to help them get dates

the fresh prince
• moved in with his rich cousins when he got into a fight back home
• comes from absolutely no money whatsoever
• hits on any girl that walks by him

the carlton banks
• is terrified he won’t be valedictorian
• once got caught stripping for a group of girls - by his mother
• has extremely poor taste in music and clothing

the jim levenstein
• his dad walked in on him masturbating with a sock
• once superglued his hand to his penis accidentally
• struck out hardcore with the nadia

the kevin myers
• learned how to perform oral sex by reading a book
• was extremely nervous about his first time… which was only at homecoming
• tells his best friends everything he does with girls - watch out, ladies

the shawn hunter
• lives with one of the teachers because his father is a drunk
• cuts more class than he actually attends
• wishes he was talented or rich enough to make an impression on the rest of the school

the cory matthews
• sucks up to one of the teachers by mowing his lawn - they’re neighbors
• forever lives in his older, more popular brother’s shadow
• dressed as a waitress to spy on the kathryn merteuil when she was on a date

the ryan atwood
• has been abused by his biological father and a few of his mother’s boyfriends
• finds it really hard to get close to people
• has an almost compulsive need to rescue those who are in trouble

the seth cohen
• really close to his parents… how weird is that?
• two of his girlfriends had a contest to prove their affection for him
• dated resident ‘mean girl’ the regina george for about a day because she thought his innocent was appealing

the josh parker
• sent his long distance (ex)girlfriend a sex tape of him sleeping with another girl
• serenades girls via video tape of him playing the guitar
• once did the “say anything” outside the brittany pierce’s window

the e.l.
• donated sperm when he was short on cash
• has a thing for girls wearing nurse’s uniforms
• is only popular because he’s spontaneous and apparently girls like that

the rubin carver
• smartest stoner in school
• can pass any test without studying
• tutors cheerleaders free of charge to try to get in their pants

the kyle edwards
• on a journey to please his parents
• lost his virginity to the mercedes jones
• tries to be cooler than he really is

the jamie
• spends all his money on things everyone else finds geeky
• made out with his twin sister, the jenny, once when they were drunk
• won a teen tournament of jeopardy thanks to knowing a lot about everything

the zack siler
• once dated a girl because a friend bet that he wouldn’t
• is really nice to unpopular people despite being popular himself
• has the grades to pick any college he wants to go to and get in

the dean sampson
• has sold out his friends to try to get with girls - desperate, much?
• every girl is simply a bet or a conquest to him
• tries to play it off that he’s sweet and charming, but we know he’s really an asshole

the charlie conway
• was taken under his coach’s wing when he lost his father because the coach wanted to date his mom - who’s a total MILF
• is very insecure about his talent in his chosen sport
• most of the girls at school think he’s really sweet - he actually is; boring!

the adam banks
• gets hell for being the new guy in school and the new guy on his sports team
• most people want him to go back to their rival east hampton
• has to prove he’s good enough to his father because his father otherwise neglects him

the greg goldberg
• is only on a sports team to make his college applications look better - he actually hates sports
• is the scapegoat for everything when it comes to his friends
• eats more than anyone else in school - possibly a few people combined

the dean portman
• was left back a year because he was in juvey for vandalizing someone’s car
• he and the noah puckerman rival for biggest bully in school
• has a really big dick, but doesn’t know how to use it

the fulton reed
• teachers push his grades up so he can stay on his chosen sports team
• is very intimidating, but is actually really nice - yawn
• has trouble reading

the kenickie
• cares more about his cars than anything - sorry ladies
• thought he got a girl pregnant his first time because they didn’t use a condom - the one he had in his wallet had been there since he was twelve
• can talk the talk, but doesn’t always walk the walk

the eugene reznick
• known to be the sweetest boy in school, real zzz-case
• seems smart because he’s really dorky, but he’s not
• is an eagle scout

the brandon walsh
• he has a long-distance girlfriend that he cheats on
• as a writer for the school paper he is very big on ethics and doing what’s right
• dated a girl notably older than him for awhile - one of the local MILFs, anyone?

the dylan mckay
• is a loner prone to taking retreats and keeping a distance from even his closest friends
• dated his best friend’s sister for awhile
• his father’s in jail!

the david silver
• is a popular DJ on a pirated radio show
• went to homecoming with a friend, but we heard they left as a couple
• his former best friend shot and killed himself while playing with a gun

the steve sanders
• his mom is a famous actress
• has dated a lot of girls, but only been serious about one
• lives a thrill-seeking lifestyle and has a lax sense of ethics

the elton tiscia
• tries to take advantage of girls who are drunk
• do you know who his father is? we don’t! he tends to make up stories about what his father does for a living - our guess is mob ties
• only gets high at parties because he’s embarrassed to be straight edge

the murray
• considered a chauvinistic pig
• does things to make his girlfriends upset on purpose
• took a girl’s virginity after they almost got into a car accident on the interstate

the christian stovitz
• dresses better than most girls
• has a thing for Charlton Heston movies and old music
• once saved the Annette Hargrove from bullies at the mall

the travis birkenstock
• won a skateboarding tournament and wants to go pro
• his family owns a large company and is new money
• always knows where the best parties are

the brodie bruce
• is addicted to all things comic and super hero - lucky for him, his dad owns a comic book store
• tends to be the sidekick of his friends, but we know he wishes it were the other way around
• got dumped because he was way more into the movie that was on than he was into having sex with his girlfriend

the t.s. quint
• has this weird dream of proposing to someone when Jaws jumps out of the water on that universal studios ride
• participated in a dating show game despite not being one of the contestants
• hangs out at the mall waaaaay more than he should

the jay
• the go to guy for weed
• curses more than anyone in the school
• considers himself the best oral sex a girl will ever get

the silent bob
• doesn’t talk much, but when he does, it’s strangely insightful
• only hangs out with jay to get his leftover girls
• has a curiosity about the dean winchester that he can’t quite describe

the randall graves
• watches more porn than anyone, ever
• is a complete star wars nerd
• has no sense of responsibility, whatsoever

the dante hicks
• ended up at Saturday School when he wasn’t even supposed to be there
• takes things for granted that are right in front of his face
• considered a huge whiner

the troy bolton
• is only the captain of the basketball team because his father is the coach
• enjoys singing more than playing sports
• is unsure about himself whenever a new girl pops into his life

the sam winchester
• rebels against his absentee father to try to get his attention
• finds his brother the dean winchester to be overbearing, but is otherwise his best friend
• lets girls control him with their feminine wiles

the dean winchester
• has a superiority complex over his younger brother the sam winchester
• constantly tries to gain support from his absentee father
• always looks out for his younger brother, no matter what

the xander harris
• has extremely poor taste in relationships, all of his ex-girlfriends have been complete horror stories
• is often seen as too ‘friend zone’ to date normal girls who he genuinely likes
• once had a crush on his friend’s underage little sister

the zack morris
• always has top of the line electronics before everyone else thanks to his dad
• has a bromance with his best friend - but sometimes, we suspect more
• well-known for his one liners and troublemaking schemes

the a.c. slater
• uses steroids to be the best on his team, we think with the emmett cullen
• dumb as a box of rocks
• we suspect he may be bisexual! juicy!

the screech powers
• likes his women ethnic
• once stole a recipe and passed it off as his grandmother’s to try and sell it
• is often the lackey to most people, but he doesn’t care because he thinks he’s popular

the blaine tuttle
• will do anything for money
• outs most guys in the school that have bisexual tendencies because he’s been with them
• has a puzzling crush on the quinn fabray - now if only she had a penis

the greg mcconnell
• goes for guys when he’s “drunk”
• easily manipulated and blackmailed into doing the dirty work of others
• his best friend is a girl and he tells her everything

the jan
• is a male cheerleader to try to get with girls
• is gay
• has a crush on the kat stratford, but is too scared of her to tell her that - we can’t say we blame him

the jacob black
• likes older girls
• will rival any guy that likes a girl who he likes - rawr, claws
• looks better with his clothes off than on

the brian hamilton
• lets girls cheat off of him so they’ll like him - it’s the only way he could ever get a date
• has the highest iq in school
• once had his buttcheeks taped together by a few members of the football team

the mike dexter
• dumps girls if he thinks they’re being prude
• is really jealous of the noah puckerman
• once got so drunk he blacked out - when he woke up, he was posed naked next to another football player - they totally hooked up

the kevin gnapoor
• captain of the math team, but he wants to be an MC
• prides himself in being a minority by only dating other minorities
• his swagger is actually appreciated by girls, but he doesn’t notice

the aaron samuels
• was cheated on, but he didn’t realize it until someone else pointed it out even though it was right under his nose
• caught the coach of the girl’s basketball team making out with a student
• is really bad at math, but somehow made it into an advanced calculus class

the chris keller
• slept in bed with his best friend who’s a guy - now his parents think he’s gay
• wants to be the next elvis and has the guitar skills to do it - or so he thinks
• has a huge crush on the gretchen weiners

the scott tucker
• hates his older brother, the john tucker, for stealing his girlfriend - we honestly didn’t even know they were related
• is great at computers and hacked the school’s system to give the girl he liked better grades
• vows to never be a player like his brother and is always honest with women