andrew garfield kraeton julius traianus comic store clerk "How did I fail women's studies?? I love bitches!"

cam gigandet jason griffin godrick auto mechanic "I want a side of fuck you and a large kiss my ass."

carmine giovinazzo Santino Luchero Caravaggio police detective "This ain't no tv show. I am the Law and Order."

dave franco mason tucker locke comedian "You know it's really bad when ugly girls turn you down. That's when you should kill yourself."

ed westwick Abel James Markel professional drug dealer "Try'n catch me ridin' dirty."

eric bana Michael Ethan Kelliher secret service agent "Courage is endurance for one moment more."

gary sinise president john carter bishop president of the united states "You don't get to be the President of the United States without making a few enemies."

gerard butler vikenti nicholai petrov owner modeling agency & escort service, Russian Mafia "Want to make a lot of money?"

idris elba frank mitchell chief police detective "Job Security isn't always a good thing."

joseph gordon-levitt newton gates defense attorney "Hey man, nice shot."

patrick dempsey david eric kelley white house chief of staff "The power behind the Throne."

thomas jane jonah wells paramedic "A way to a man's heart is through his stomach."

aya kamiki Lei Huong Kim comic store clerk "Say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos."

dianna agron chriss tina kelley college student "I've been everything you wanna be."

emma stone nadia petrov model "Nothing less than perfect"

gillian anderson helena ruth stanton private school teacher "To teach is to learn twice."

jennifer aniston Victoria (Tori) Mae Wells journalist "Majority rule only works if you're also considering individual rights. Because you can't have five wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for supper."

jennifer lawrence lacie michelle godrick heiress "Tomorrow is another day!"

kate upton Brie Walker adult model/escort "I don't know you, but I want you so bad."

megan fox nykol kloser kelley cellist with the national symphony "She's a maneater, make you buy cars, make you cut cards."

melanie iglesias vanisekatina esmeralda ramirez bar maid "A hundred mutha fuckers can't tell me nuthin'."

melina kanekaredes corrina lollena bishop charity director & first lady "People call me, First Lady, I prefer to be called, John's wife."

naomie harris lucindra onika akins District Attorney "When you see me passing, it ought to make you proud."