1. He'll eat Cap'n Crunch for breakfast, lunch, dinner, and a 2 AM snack. Basically, it's always a good time of day for a good old bowl of the Cap'n. 2. If you've ever wondered how the fuck James manages to accomplish everything he does, it's because James comes with a small army of people who keep track of his schedule, buy his plane tickets, arrange for one of his PAs to attend class and record any lecture he can't make, pick out his clothes when he needs to look nice, remind him when his deadlines are, and even feed him. Yes, sometimes Dana has to shove a sandwich in his mouth when he's in the middle of something and has no time to feed himself. At any hour of the day or night, one of his PAs could walk into our living room. It's kind of like living in a college dorm... or Three's Company! 3. He doesn't work out, unless he bench presses his cat. I can vouch that he's actually done this more than once. Sammy is his bitch. He'll let James do ANYTHING to him. I never know what strange cat and man bonding rituals I might walk in on. 4. In case you were wondering... his closet is actually filled wall-to-wall with flannel shirts. Forget every day of the week; he has a flannel for every day of the YEAR! 5. Sometimes James sings songs to himself for no reason at all. It's not unusual to hear him burst into song at the most random of times, and it's almost always a Motown tune. Where's Soul Train when you need it? 6. Since he doesn't sleep for the typical 8 hours that are recommended and only takes power naps, James can literally fall asleep anywhere and at any time. He can be sitting up, laying down, at the kitchen table, on the couch, on the floor, on the subway, on planes, and basically in any location that isn't a bed. He's just like a cat in that respect. 7. James is an AWESOME pancake maker. I'll never get sick of his terrific blueberry pancakes. He also makes a mean grilled cheese. 8. James never stops recording things with his iPhone. Even the most seemingly of mundane things, he records. I've gotten so used to him doing this that it's like his iPhone is an extension of his hand. 9. He has a lifetime supply of Gucci cologne. No longer does he have to steal cologne from department stores! I don't think he's even allowed to buy any other brands of cologne. He's also a big fan of Febreeze for those days when he's too busy to take a shower. 10. Maybe this isn't so surprising considering that James is both a film and literature junkie, but he has a HUGE HUGE HUGE collection of books and movies. They're EVERYWHERE! In shelves, in stacks beside the TV, scattered on any flat surface (coffee tables, kitchen counters, the kitchen table, nightstands, dressers, and even the bathroom counter), and my favorite, on the floor. Then there's the fact that any book I open of his often has red scribbles all over. I think those are notes.... One thing that's NOT a part of living with James? Smoking pot. I know, I know, it's a huge disappointment to everyone that our home isn't filled with bongs and Cheetos. Well actually, we do have the Cheetos... James still loves his munchies, especially the lime Tostitos tortilla chips.
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