Andromeda Tonks

Three

2008-12-19T18:55:15Z

I'll be picking up some extra shifts this weekend, as I'm sure that the number of present-wrapping-related injuries is going to skyrocket.

~~Oh, and this place is like a circus now that the Minister is here, his security is swarming around like -- it's very annoying.~~

[Warded to staff of St. Mungos] Look, I know we're not all that stupid. Everyone be keeping up on your defensive charms, yeah? [/Warded to staff of St. Mungos]

Two

2008-05-17T02:04:56Z

Things are finally starting to slow down at St. Mungo's, thank Merlin for that.

I hope everyone is keeping healthy and washing their hands nonetheless!

One

2008-04-06T06:57:29Z

[James] Tell me you found him, Potter, or I might have to sic Clytemnestra on you.

I know Blacks have a history of drinking, but I'm starting to actually get worried. [/James]

Zero

2008-04-06T05:47:12Z

Andromeda Tonks' step-by-step guide to teenage rebellion

Step 1: Obtain as many inappropriate rock posters as possible and plaster them about your home room. Bonus points if they're especially obnoxious and talkative.

Step 2: Get a tattoo. Go with whatever will piss your parents off the most ... like a big old Gryffindor lion, or a rainbow of love and happiness. Parents hate happiness.

Step 3: Get pregnant. Not barefoot and pregnant, but ... pregnant. With, you know, a supporting lover and all that.

Step 4: Get married. Yes, marriage after pregnancy. This freaked Ted's parents out too.

Step 5: Continue to corrupt the younger generations. I'm looking at you, Sirius Black.