nunquamsubsido@aol.com — Sat, 30 Aug 2008 23:08:21 GMT

[ooc: after realizing her mistake, Dee crossed out the second accidental mention of being gone for two days. ;D]

Guess who has a ~~two day~~ break? I'll make it easy for you, okay? She's writing this right now! Yep, a ~~two~~ day break. I can't say much, of course, but I CAN say that Delia is ~~being kidnapped~~ going to disappear! Will she come back? I can't tell you that, either! Guess you'll just have to watch and see, right?

The Prophet's latest is making me wonder if I ever should have believed anything that toilet-paper-masquerading-as-a-newspaper has said in the past. Honestly. I can't even imagine Kirby considering doing any drugs or dealing with any dirty prostitutes. What a laugh! I think I'm going to write them a letter, and then they'll have to publish because it's some sort of rule that they do, I believe. Isn't it? Whatever. I'm going to make sure there's some sort of Kirby-Glasses cameo in my next episode, okay? Look out for it! It'll be somewhere in the background and I'll have to deny its existence, as will the show itself, but it WILL be there. I promise!

I wonder what I'll do with all of my time off. Shop, hit a spa, ~~audition~~ take on a few modeling spots? The possibilities are endless! I mean, I obviously plan on going out to see everyone, too, but I meant besides the obvious. Of course.

[PRIVATE TO KIRBY]
I'm so sorry about what happened! Ugh! How disgusting! If there's anything you need me to do, let me know. I can pull hair with the best of them.
[/PRIVATE]

BALTIMORE, deanna