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Pre-game history [14 May 2011|08:15pm]   Advance Neuro-Net    (self)-Determined Responsive Experimental Android ( Read more... )   post comment

[03 May 2011|07:19pm] "....Hello, Howard.  I was beginning to think you'd forgotten about me. What?  You are getting married?  You mean there is a woman who...   I mean, congratulations Howard!   I am certain she--Bernadette, thank you--is a lovely and l-l-lucky woman. What?  Nothing.  That was a minor processing glitch.  No, I would not be interested in attending the wedding.  But thank-you all the same.  I would not wish to detract from your special day. No, Howard, I do not think you should inquire if there is room for "action on the side"  or a ménage à trois. *sigh* Congratulations on your nuptials, Howard.  Good-bye." post comment

[10 Dec 2010|06:48pm] "Hello?  Why, hello, Howard!  It took you longer this time to bypass the switchboard.  A very impressive feat none the less. Why yes, I am well, thank-you. I am glad to hear you enjoyed the photo shoot in Entertainment Weekly with Summer and myself.  Yes, she's very nice.  Oh?  You met her once?  On a train?  Fascinating. You bought one hundred copies?  That is... staggering.  Yes, I would be happy to autograph them for you if you send them to me. Actually, no, Howard, I am not single any more. Who is he?  Not that it is any of your business, but his name is Mackenzie Rider.  Yes, Prince Namor's cousin. Hmm...  I suppose he might throw sharks around.  It is hard to say.   You know how Atlanteans are. Howard?  Hello?  Hello?" post comment

[26 Sep 2010|07:57pm] "Hello?" "Mrs. Wallowitz?  I am afraid I do not know anyone by... Oh.  You are Howard's mother." "Yes, Mrs. Wallowitz, your son has asked me out several times." "No, Mrs.Wallowitz, I do not think I am 'too good' for your son." "Yes, Mrs. Wallowitz, I am sure you make a lovely brisket." "Mrs. Wallowitz, why are you yelling?  Even on speaker phone, I can hear you just fine." "No, Mrs. Wallowitz, I am sorry, but I really must decline your dinner invitation." "Yes, Mrs. Wallowitz, I am technically Jewish.  ish.  Yes.  I am sure Howard is a nice Jewish boy." "No, ma'am.  I am still not interested in dating your son." Good-bye Mrs. Wallowitz.  I am hanging up now.   ...Yes, you may tell Howard I said 'hello.'" post comment

[29 Jul 2010|03:55pm] "...Hello Howard.  Did you enjoy ComicCon?" "How did I know?  You sent me fourteen hundred emails asking if I would go with you, remember?" "Yes, I have seen the Fantastic Four segments of the Super-Buddies cartoon. " "Yes, Summer Glau is providing the voice for my character.  I understand she will be playing me in the live action movie they are doing as well." "Yes, that is very exciting, I suppose." "No, in-spite of what the cartoon says, I am not dating HERBIE." "No, that does mean I am looking for a boyfriend right now." "What's that?  You are going to be in the city for a Science Symposium with your friends?" "Yes, we do have tours of the Baxter Building and yes, I do conduct most of them..." "...Yes, I suppose I will see you then, provided there is not an emergency of some sort." "...Good-bye, Howard." post comment

[10 May 2010|09:25pm] "Hello?  ...Oh.  It is you, Mr.  Wolowitz.  ...Howard.  I had not expected to hear from you again after our last conversation." "While it is none of your business, no, I do not yet have a new boyfriend." "No, I am not currently looking for one.  It has been some time since I was single and I am re-examining my life and my priorities." "No, I am not in need of a shoulder to cry on." "Yes, Howard, I suppose, technically I could be considered Jewish.  I have attended services with Mr. Grimm many times." "You are as well?  I suppose that is good to know.  Thank-you for sharing that." "No, I am not in need of 'friends with benefits' either." "Your mother sounds upset.  Perhaps you should be talking to her and not I?" "...I am hanging up now." post comment

Phone Conversations Overheard [01 Apr 2010|08:20pm] "Hello?" "Yes, Mr. Wollo... All right, yes, Howard, I have read your e-mails." "Yes, the rumors are true, Vincent and I are no longer seeing each other...." "No, I am not dating Misha, he is just a friend." "No, that does not mean I am 'on the market again.'" "Yes, I am sure your mother makes a delightful brisket..." "...Mr. Wallowitz, how did you get past the switchboard...?" "I I am hanging up now." post comment

Technical Specifications [12 Jan 2010|08:47pm] Andrea Technical Specifications   Hydraulic-Powered Strength: 50 tons under full power. (theoretically unlimited when combined with anti-gravity)   Extendable limbs:  Limb extensions housed in wrists, ankles, waist, and neck, allowing for 100 foot extensions.   Variable Function blasters: Concussive force blasters, housed in fingers.  Fingertips retract to reveal weapons ports.   Anti-Gravity Generator: allows for flight (200 mph) and gravity field extension to increase lifting power.   Sensor package: Various spectrum sensor scanners, including infrared, ultraviolet, and biometrics.   Mutlifunction tools: housed in each forearm, containing a variety of useful tools including a data jack, a drill, a buzzsaw, a laser cutter, lockpicks, and other useful devices.   Force Field projector: projectors primarily located in hands, with a secondary projector in her chest, this creates a visible energy force field similar in strength to her original invisible one.   Tractor beam: projectors in hands, used for long distance grappling.   Wi-Fi: linked to the Baxter Building and the Internet.   Recording devices: continuously record to her hardrive everything she sees, hears, and detects. (a literal photographic memory) post comment

101 Questions [06 Dec 2009|07:37pm] Basics 1. What is your full name? Do you have a nickname? My name is, technically, Awesome Andrea, though I make use of the alias “Andrea Denker.”  A few people, such as Mr. Lumpkin, will call be Andy. 2. How old are you? When is your birthday? I was constructed four years ago, on September 28, 2005. 3. Where were you born? Where do you live now? Are you patriotic? I was constructed in the Baxter Building, where I live most of the year.  I am not especially patriotic. 4. Who are/were your parents? (Names, occupations, personalities, etc.) My father is “Awesome” Andy, formerly known as the Awesome Android.  He is one of the top experts in super-human law, next to Jennifer Walters and Matt Murdock ( Continues... ) post comment

Dear Santa Claus [13 Nov 2009|10:34am] Dear Santa Claus, I would like happiness for my boyfriend, Vincent. For my father to find a girlfriend. An additional 12 gigabytes of memory and a software upgrade for my wireless modem. post comment

The Frightful Four [21 Jul 2009|11:32pm] Tried this before, but I went back and did some considerable tweaking to the idea to make it a better fit against our Fantastic Four. The Sorceress Daphne Blake Age: 25 The daughter of the Wizard and a cocktail waitress, Daphene displayed extraordinary intelligence from a very young age, soon ferreting out who her father was.  She sought him out in prison, where, as he was now getting on in years, he had accepted his fate, surrendered to the idea that Richards was his superior.  Instantly hating the leader of the Fantastic Four for leaving her father (even a father in absentenia) a broken shell of a man, she used his weapons in a one-woman crusade against the Fantastic Four (then in a state of shifting membership), and was rather soundly defeated and sent to prison.  Paroled because of both her age and lacking a prior record, she set about setting up a new Frightful Four in order to combat the new Fantastic Four. Weapons:  Daphne is extremely intelligent, even more so than her father, and has taken his technology to the next level.  Her visor allows her to analyze and predict the actions of any foe she may encounter, by cross-referencing millions of files stored digitally.  Her body armor provides excellent protection and generates an anti-gravity field capable of propelling her through the air, letting her lift heavy objects, or amplifying the gravity of her punches to devastating effects.  Her gauntlets can also create gravity manipulation fields or fire bolts of energy. Unfortunately, recruiting a group of super-villains is not anywhere near as easy as a certain Zemo-spawn makes it look.  Lacking the resources to properly scour the globe for the most terrible and criminal beings she could find, Daphne instead put a want-ad in the Daily Bugel, promising power, money, opportunity, and a chance at greatness.  Four people responded.  Three of those were thinking it was a telemarketig job.  The other one thought it was a pyrmadid scheme.  Muttering to herself about how you can't get decent help these days, she selected the best three... and had the other one executed. Claw Real Name: Norville Rogers Age: 23 Weapons:  Claw wears a pair of specialized gauntlets designed to create solid sound that he can shape into a variety of weapons and forms. With no job prospects after graduation with a degree in Wakandan Literature, Norville Rogers jumped at the possibility of a job when he saw the want-ad.  Oddly, he seems to have few compunctions about having made the change over to super-villain. Paste-Pot Fred Real Name: Fred Jones Age: 24 Weapons:  Paste-Pot Fred wields a variety of adhesives and solvents, which can be either thrown as cartridges, or sprayed through his gun.  His uniform is specially treated to be immune to his own adhesives. Stuck in a dead-end job as an intern at an office, Fred was looking to make a little money on the side...  Now, we'll, he's still stuck taking orders from other people, but at least he can probably make a lot of money doing it. Plant-Girl Real Name: Velma Dinkly Age: 21 Weapons:  Velma can cause plants to grow super-fast by spraying them with a chemical formula laced with nannites.  These nannites then respond to electronic signals from the cowls of her mask, allowing her to control those plants.  She carries a variety of ready-made seed-pods in her belt, and chemical sprayers built into her gloves. A college drop-out and environmentalist, Velma narrowly beat out the other candidate for the new Fightful Four by bringing beer to the first meeting.  She claims to be an environmentalist and vegetarian, but only when it's convenient for her.  She's a slacker by nature and figures this is better than working. post comment

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