creepy!malcolm! at the disco

twelve; thursday, january 29th, 1998.

2008-05-09T00:39:17Z

NEXT PERSON TO SAY SOMETHING ABOUT ME AND THE COLOUR PINK IN THE SAME SENTENCE GETS A WAND SHOVED UP THEIR ASS. ~~Fucking Creevy.~~

You've been warned.

eleven; sunday, january 25th, 1998. hexed against staff.

2008-05-04T07:24:50Z

See, Amy? I was right. Such a natural Gryffindor! You should move to the Tower already.
You'll be missed around here, but we understand.

ten; sunday, january 25th, 1998.

2008-05-04T05:29:57Z

Someone please explain to Charlie why dating Hufflepuffs is such a bad idea? He's all germs-ridden right now and it's so fucking disgusting. He never listens to me, so someone else, please make him understand that when you date Hufflepuffs, bad things happen?

And before anyone gets their knickers in a twist, I know what I'm talking about, okay? Charlie's NEVER sick and now that he spends all his time with that 'puffie girlfriend of his, he's caught a cold from hell. There's snot everywhere, you should see it.

nine; sunday, january 18th, 1998. backdated to after the game and hexed against staff.

2008-04-29T02:56:05Z

FIGURES THIS SHIT WOULD HAPPEN WHEN I FINALLY GET TO PLAY.

Fuck this shit and fuck you all. Just... fuck. We still beat Gryffindor, so whatever.

eight; thursday, december 25th, 1997.

2008-04-03T05:58:57Z

[ PRIVATE TO MELINDA ]
How opposed are you to ~~pink~~ feathers?
[ /PRIVATE ]

Merry Christmas, I guess.

seven; thrusday, december 11th, 1997. after potions.

2008-03-20T12:40:40Z

I think I failed my Potions exam. I hope you're not disappointed in me, Professor Snape.

[ PRIVATE TO MELINDA ]
I need cheering up, where the bloody hell are you?
[ /PRIVATE ]

six; sunday, december 7th, 1997.

2008-03-17T01:33:12Z

Am I the only one who thinks that women are a right pain in the arse? They're all whiny and high maintenance and bloody complicated and they steal your best friends. Bloody nuisances is what they are.

No offence, of course.

[ PRIVATE TO MELINDA ]
You're still staying with me for the holidays, right?
[ /PRIVATE ]

cinq; friday, november 21st, 1997; hexed against staff

2008-03-01T03:37:40Z

To the absolute creep who stole my underwear, I'd like it back right now because I have nothing to wear tomorrow and going around wearing nothing is rather uncomfortable... there's a good mental image for you, Greengrass.

I think I know who did this, though, and I swear to merlin, Dean that if I search your bed and find them, I'm asking the headmistress to kick you out of the room. Send you to sleep with Filch or something. If it wasn't you, then it must've been Melinda. If I start acting weird, I'm blaming you and your witchcrafting ways, Bobbin!

In other news, thanks to everyone who didn't reclaim their wins from the Gryffindor/Slytherin match. I've got myself a new package of canary creams and glitter. Any one wants a sparkly owl? Seems to be the fashion around here, now.

Also, who wants to bet that at least ONE Hufflepuff will cry ~~when~~ if if they lose the game?

quatre; november 8th, 1997; hexed against staff

2008-02-16T08:11:53Z

Fucking creepy how quiet that room is, now. On the plus side -- ~~I can get that double bed I always wanted.~~ No, not the time for jokes. Shit, I don't want to go up there. Someone come entertain me.

[ PRIVATE TO DAPHNE ]
If I have to keep pretending you didn't kiss me, then I think I should at least know why the fuck you did it in the first place.

Stop fucking around, I'm not in the mood for this shit anymore.
[ PRIVATE TO DAPHNE ]

Who do I owe money to, again?

trois; saturday, november 1st, 1997; hexed against staff

2008-02-10T02:56:54Z

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

PARTY IN THE COMMON ROOM, GREENGRASS' INVITING.

deux; monday, october 27th, 1997; hexed extremely private against staff and head people.

2008-02-04T07:57:38Z

Okay, okay, okay it's time for all of you to stop the bullshit about how Gryffindor is going to beat Slytherin ~~again~~ and actually put your money where your mouth is. Let's bet, shall we?

I'm offering 3-1 odds on the winning team and 5-1 to anyone brave enough to predict the final score AND who catches the snitch. There's no minimum bet set and I'm expecting to see a lot of money, since the lot of you seem to be so confident about the outcome, already. And for fucks' sake, if you're going to be a bloody tightwad, stay away.

I'll be taking bets until Thursday and ONLY through these journals. Any takers?

un; wednesday, october 22nd, 1997; hexed against staff, prefects and the head people

2008-01-30T07:29:10Z

What's the easiest way to remove paint from your hands and robes without leaving any trace?

And by the way, if Filch asks, you don't know me and you've never, ever seen me.