AHAHAHAHHAAHHAHA
"Except when I laugh to think that you're so adamant about rejecting probably the only girl at Hogwarts who'd be willing to take on two blokes at once. Stick that in your wank bank why don't you, and goodnight."
-Zaida to Sirius,
here.Poor Sirius. Poor, horny Sirius who has now had images of Zabini and a. his cousin and b. him and Ded Diggle or Stubby Boardman or someone AT ONCE (no, not Remus, he doesn't want Remus
anywhere near that girl even in his secret shameful fantasies) FORCIBLY INSERTED (har) into his mental lexicon. Oh god. Pretty sure my boy is gonna lose this battle. Hopefully he will hold out the willpower to keep from admitting to wanting to bang her until he is actually banging her, thereby losing his dignity but not, like, ALL of it by admitting so
and not getting shagged.Sco is so glorious.
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