R-Patz is the only person in the world who makes me laugh just by existing. And his hair is a work of art and a thing of beauty and I believe it has god-like powers and ought to be worshipped lest it try to take over the world. Probably.
I love how Robert Pattinson can look totally hot, totally creepy, and totally goony- all at once. It's fascinating. About half of these are normal!Pattinson and the other half are incrediblygeekywithglasses!Pattinson.