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The amount of odious tripe in this ledger has become intolerably high as of late. Why must words twinkle and be absurdly large? Why use four punctuations when one will do? Have the youth gone blind? Mad? Perhaps they've been made idiots by the decline in the educational fortitude of this country and are incapable of words beyond the obnoxious drivel they sling. Proper wards etiquette has certainly gone by the wayside; otherwise I would not be subjected to entire pages of exclamatory marks meant for assaulting one person who is not I. It has crossed my mind to burn this now piece of trash. The heat it would yield would be worlds more useful than the children squabbling through letters on its parchment.