Do you happen to be acquainted with the captain of Puddlemere United in... oh, about eighteen years' time? No? Such a shame, as he just ambled through my sitting room this day. FOR THE FIRST TIME



Tomorrow, I expect we'll conquer flying.

Decimated the Pride---Best week's end ever

Well, I can state with perfect certainty that anyone not in attendance to my birthday thrown by a certain Magpies seeker sorely missed out. And for those of you who did grace us with your presence, you hopefully remember more of the night than some others I've seen today.

( ODO )

( NOAH )