I rather like tea parties. I think I ought to have one for the autumn season, yes?

I'm so sick of words. They wound and they hurt more than a slap ever could.

It's been fifteen years since my yearmates and I first boarded the Hogwarts Express. I think we ought to celebrate somehow, yes?

Pansy's second birthday was absolutely marvelous! Thank you to all who attended. I do hope you enjoyed the food and entertainment. A proper fairy princess party involves so much more planning than I initially realized, but I am content with Pansy's happiness. She appreciated all of your kind gestures and gifts. I suggested that we finger-paint some thank you cards, but she no longer has any interest in sticking her hands in paint. My little girl is so refined already. It's darling.