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Merlin to kids really need to be in school this long?

( MAGGIE )

This week sucked! I am not pleased.

( MAGGIE )

( NOAH )

I AM NOT LOSING MY MIND
I AM LOSING MY MIND
HOW ARE THERE CAT FOOTPRINTS ON THE CEILING
WE DON'T EVEN OWN A CAT
NOAH THE ENTIRE KITCHEN IS COVERED IN TOMATO SAUCE
HOW IS THIS HAPPENING

Does anyone have the address of a fantastic maid?

ADRIAN MATTIAS IS MY HALF-BROTHER.

Phew, I'm glad I got that off my chest. So can we start the season already now?

I had the most fun today.

YES

Congratulations to my Occamy Team! Greta, Gabriel, Anneliese, Zach, Henry and Savannah you were spectacular!

And of course you too, Jason!!

Your properly engraved cups are in the post.

It's 32°C right now. I think I've actually died and gone to heaven.

( MAGPIES )

Oh boy

( ADRIAN )

( MAGGIE )

( NOAH )

When's the first snowfall supposed to happen? I love practicing in the snow.

NO, IT'S NOT---

I AM NOT---

YOU STILL HAVE A FUCKING MONTH, CALM YOURSELF

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?

Everything is fine.

Nope. No. I refuse.

SO.

Starting today (and by today, I mean this morning), I am on a new work-out schedule that is proving to already be effective! Does anyone know any good running paths?

I had to go to the bathroom eighteen times today. EIGHTEEN!

I don't know what I enjoy more; people thinking I'm pregnant, or people mistaking fat for pregnancy. Awesome.