curiousvenus

535

2011-10-31T10:12:04Z

406

2010-12-24T13:05:44Z

394

2010-12-08T15:01:41Z

YESSU!

The list is here.

376

2010-10-30T09:51:23Z

Hey guys! Have a wonderful Halloween! I will be on-call on the 31st ... *sigh* You guys have better Halloween celebrations than we do over here. *jealousy* What was the best Halloween you ever had?

362

2010-08-30T13:40:30Z

Tomorrow we celebrate our National Day!

HAPPY 53rd INDEPENDENCE DAY, MALAYSIA!

All said and done, my country is only as old as my Dad.

524

2010-07-08T07:55:23Z

The saddest day in my house for this WC. My heart is completely broken. 93 minutes of sheer agony. My favourite Klose was denied time and again. I had even applied for a day off to watch the finals. Now I don't know what to do with it. I don't have a team to support anymore. Kyle said I should support Netherlands but I can't switch allegiance just like that.

/lost

orz

Havin' egg tarts and watching the dismal game

516

2010-06-26T15:41:10Z

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flowers, jewelleries and lingeries applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS 5.0, CARS 3.0 and FOOTBALL 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and House cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do, please advise.

Signed,

Frustrated User.

Dear Madam,

Thank you for contacting HitchedSoft Technical Support. First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.Html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Silence 2.5 or Beer 6.1.

Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta. Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.) In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider visiting our knowledge base tech site to download additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Cooking 3.0 and Sex+ 6.9

Please contact us should your require any further assistance, assuring our best of attention.

Technical Support
HitchedSoft

515

2010-06-26T03:55:24Z

ROUND OF 16 BEGINS! WOOT! WOOT!

Am utterly miffed that I will missing the two most important matches of the round of 16 - Argentina vs Mexico and England vs Germany! All because I have to be on-call on Sunday.

512

2010-06-20T03:22:26Z

Papa sayang! The man who's living just for his kids. Someday if I have my own family, I want my children's father to be just like you, dad.

Card cover

Inside

507

2010-06-07T14:22:24Z

503

2010-06-02T12:57:20Z

JUNE 2010

On-call { 1, 4, 10, 13, 17, 24, 27 }
Moses Lee { 7, 23, 30 } | 1800 - 2100hr
Sunway { 12 @ 1500 - 2100hr } { 18 @ 1800 - 0300hr } { 25 @ 1800 - 2100hr } { 26 @ 1500 - 2100hr }

499

2010-05-28T02:36:43Z

HAPPY WESAK'S DAY!

Sadhu. Sadhu. Sadhu.

487

2010-05-12T13:05:56Z

MALAYSIA BOLEH!

Kibarkan jalur gemilang!

Malaysia creamed Denmark in the Thomas Cup Men's Doubles. Woooo~

470

2010-03-30T14:33:24Z

468

2010-03-28T07:40:51Z

This MV reminded me of lawton_anime and his Cheers! manga! Ahem!

My personal favourites are SooYoung (No. 24/she's the one in blue at 0:21 and 0:49), HyoYeon (No. 32/she's the one in green at 1:25 and 1:37) and of course, cute ol' Sunny (No. 12/she's the one in red at 0:59 and 1:00)!! Is it bad that I wanna squish Sunny's cheeks at 3:11? (O____o)

There's a running joke that the number on their jerseys reflect the number of cosmetic surgeries they've had. So that would mean Yuri had none. Hahaha!

The ending is actually a preview to Run Devil Run (런데빌런)

Whooooo~ HyoYeon looks so sassy!

1st day of red tide day. Guh!

458

2010-03-11T16:04:25Z

NEW LAYOUT DESU ... featuring Noon and Cherry from Dear Galileo. It could use a matching icon. I need to make it. After some sleep.

453

2010-03-02T07:55:24Z

HIATUS

449

2010-02-25T15:33:16Z

☼ The Open Happiness meme ☼

Spread it!

448

2010-02-23T08:13:40Z

433

2010-02-08T13:32:05Z

Irony is ... having a water cut during the rainy season.

425: MOVIE LIST 2010

2010-01-23T13:30:23Z

422

2010-01-18T14:30:25Z

Dragon Boat mishap

Hoping for the best
Even if it's nothing but a glimmer

409

2009-12-26T04:00:12Z

Time to make that visit? XD

Forbe.com's World's Friendliest Countries

These nations are the most hospitable to expatriates, according to a new report

Good ol' Malaysia ranked #05! Way above Singapore ... Tralalalalala~

405

2009-12-21T11:28:46Z

Am hearting this song right now!

Meet Me Halfway :: Black-eyed Peas

Oooo ...
I can't go any further than this
Oooo ...
I want you so badly, it's my biggest wish

Cool,
I spend my time just thinking, thinking, thinking 'bout you
Every single day, yes, I'm really missing, missing you
And all those things we used to, used to, used to, used to do
Hey girl, wassup, it used to, used to be just me and you
I spend my time just thinking, thinking, thinking 'bout you
Every single day, yes, I'm really missing, missing you
And all those things we used to, used to, used to, used to do
Hey girl, wassup
Yo wassup, wassup, wassup

Can you meet me halfway, right at the borderline
That's where I'm gonna wait ... for you
I'll be looking out, night and day
Took my heart to the limit
And this is where I'll stay
I can't go any further than this
I want you so bad, it's my only wish

Girl, I travel around the world and even sail the seven seas
Across the universe, I go to other galaxies
Just tell me where to go, just tell me where you wanna meet
I navigate myself, myself to take me where you'll be
Cuz' girl I want
I, I, I want you right now
I travel uptown (town)
I travel downtown
Wanna have you around (round), like every single day
I love you always (always), I'll meet you halfway

Can you meet me halfway, right at the borderline
That's where I'm gonna wait ... for you
I'll be looking out, night and day
Took my heart to the limit
And this is where I'll stay
I can't go any further than this
I want you so bad, it's my only wish
I can't go any further than this
I want you so bad, it's my only wish

Let's walk the bridge to the other side
Just you and I (Just you and I)
I will fly, fly the skies for you and I (for you and I)
I will try until I die for you and I
For you and I (for you and I)
For, for, for you and I (for you and I)
For, for, for you and I (for you and I)
For, for you and I (for you and I)
(for you and I)

Can you meet me halfway x 4

Meet me halfway, right at the borderline
That's where I'm gonna wait ... for you
I'll be looking out, night and day
Took my heart to the limit
And this is where I'll stay
I can't go any further than this
I want you so bad, it's my only wish
I can't go any further than this
I want you so bad, it's my only wish

361

2009-09-11T13:50:14Z

KUALA LUMPUR: Seven Myanmar women factory workers were spared the ordeal of rape when a parang-wielding intruder broke into their hostel but could not get an erection.

Er. LOL?! But good for those girls. It probably went something like this ...

Intruder: I'm gonna *&$*#&!$ you!
Women #01 to #02 (looking at the intruder's crotch): What's that?
Women #02: It looks like a prune.
Women #04: I think that's his manhood.
Woman #03: Are you sure? Looks like a week old to hpu gyauk.
Intruder: Damnit! Shut up! I'm gonna $&**$&^@!$#!$ you!
Women #07: Yeah? You and whose penis?!