das_boot

das_boot @ 2009-07-29T18:09:00

2009-07-29T22:13:00Z

I love babysitting. Slowly corrupting the mind of my favorite garbage dumpling... Who taught him how to throw his spoon, you ask? That would be his super-awesome Uncle.

Kid's got a mean arm!

And speaking of mean arms.... has anyone seen my girlfriend lately? Tall, curvy blonde with an attitude and a killer right hook?

das_boot @ 2009-01-26T21:58:00

2009-01-27T03:04:36Z

Hey ladies, Martin Boot is back on the market! Who wants to go out tonight???

das_boot @ 2009-01-26T19:49:00

2009-01-27T00:52:24Z

[Nick] How come my brother is getting sex with hot quidditch babes?! How does this sort of thing HAPPEN? I feel like I've entered some kind of sick alternate dimension.... The only solution is for you to have sex with me. It's for the good of the planet. [/Nick].

das_boot @ 2008-07-06T17:11:00

2008-07-06T21:13:04Z

Hey Nick... did we break up again?

Because that was a pretty lonely picture of you in the tattler. And, I must say... not the best I've seen you look.

das_boot @ 2008-06-04T13:03:00

2008-06-04T17:05:02Z

Heck yes. Heck. Yes. Monaco.

And Nick in a bikini ain't half bad either.

das_boot @ 2008-02-03T01:56:00

2008-02-03T06:58:47Z

Nick, babe..... it's for <i>charity</i>. If having beautiful women bid on me for a lunch date will make this world a better place, then that is my curse to bear.