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originaimoment@aol.com — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 22:13:00 GMT

I love babysitting. Slowly corrupting the mind of my favorite garbage dumpling... Who taught him how to throw his spoon, you ask? That would be his super-awesome Uncle.

Kid's got a mean arm!

And speaking of mean arms.... has anyone seen my girlfriend lately? Tall, curvy blonde with an attitude and a killer right hook?

originaimoment@aol.com — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 03:04:36 GMT

Hey ladies, Martin Boot is back on the market! Who wants to go out tonight???

originaimoment@aol.com — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 00:52:24 GMT

[Nick] How come my brother is getting sex with hot quidditch babes?! How does this sort of thing HAPPEN? I feel like I've entered some kind of sick alternate dimension.... The only solution is for you to have sex with me. It's for the good of the planet. [/Nick].

originaimoment@aol.com — Sun, 06 Jul 2008 21:13:04 GMT

Hey Nick... did we break up again?

Because that was a pretty lonely picture of you in the tattler. And, I must say... not the best I've seen you look.

originaimoment@aol.com — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 17:05:02 GMT

Heck yes. Heck. Yes. Monaco.

And Nick in a bikini ain't half bad either.

originaimoment@aol.com — Sun, 03 Feb 2008 06:58:47 GMT

Nick, babe..... it's for <i>charity</i>. If having beautiful women bid on me for a lunch date will make this world a better place, then that is my curse to bear.