the only octavius o. pepper (dinglealltheway) wrote,
@ 2008-10-01 09:29:00

A-ONE!
Evidently, someone got a little tired of my very successful campaign that just barely did not get myself elected. The reason why I think this is because when I walked into the office today, there were no VOTE DINGLE posters.

Wow, okay, so whoever this person was, I sincerely hope you have some really terrible karma coming your way, because I definitely think you need it. Those were my posters, man! I spent a lot of time on those! They were a very effective campaign strategy and I FOR ONE THINK THE PINK COLOR CAUGHT A LOT OF ATTENTION. That was definitely an over-reaction, for the record, because I bet a lot of other people enjoyed looking at those.

But just to show that you can't get me down and I am RESILIENT, I'm sticking it in here. So now, whoever you are, Mister(Miss?)-Take-Down-Other-People's-Belongings-With-Nary-A-Worry-Or-Care, you have to look at it! Still! So... there!

~~WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY~~

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	fortunesfool 2008-10-01 05:48 pm UTC (link)
	~~You need to have your head examined~~ It was a hard fought campaign, for sure. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	dinglealltheway 2008-10-01 05:55 pm UTC (link)
	~~WAS IT YOU??~~ Yeah, it was! Thanks, man. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	fortunesfool 2008-10-01 05:56 pm UTC (link)
	Maybe you could run for Party Planner President. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	dinglealltheway 2008-10-01 05:58 pm UTC (link)
	Sarah told me I wasn't allowed to. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	fortunesfool 2008-10-01 05:59 pm UTC (link)
	Well that's a shame. I'm sure you would've produced some very memorable celebrations. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	dinglealltheway 2008-10-01 06:01 pm UTC (link)
	I know, right! Hey, man, if you could maybe tell that to Sarah--in, you know, casual conversation-- I bet she'd, like, change her mind or something... (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	fortunesfool 2008-10-01 06:04 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, absolutely! I'll make sure to include the strippers in Hogwarts Founders costumes you hired for my stag night. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	dinglealltheway 2008-10-01 06:06 pm UTC (link)
	THAT WAS NOT ME THAT WAS HUGH, OKAY, I THOUGHT I MADE IT VERY CLEAR THAT NIGHT THAT THE IDEA OF HELGA HUFFLEPUFF GIVING ME A LAP DANCE WAS VERY WRONG ~~IF KIND OF HOT~~! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	fortunesfool 2008-10-01 06:08 pm UTC (link)
	No worries, man! That Godric Gryffindor had everyone's motor running. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	dinglealltheway 2008-10-01 06:11 pm UTC (link)
	I WAS ALL FOR GOOD, CLEAN FUN! You know how I strongly promote THE KIND OF ENVIRONMENTS A CHILD COULD SAFELY ENJOY HIM OR HERSELF IN. That was definitely one of the causes I said I would strive to ensure in my campaign. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	fortunesfool 2008-10-01 06:21 pm UTC (link)
	And you are a man of your word, Seymour Dingle. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	sarahs 2008-10-01 06:54 pm UTC (link)
	They'll be so sorely missed around the office, Seymour. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	dinglealltheway 2008-10-01 06:57 pm UTC (link)
	Thanks, Sarah. It really means a lot to me that you mean that. Even if you won't let me be Party Planner President. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	sarahs 2008-10-01 06:58 pm UTC (link)
	Maybe some day, maybe some day. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	officeprank 2008-10-02 01:35 am UTC (link)
	That's terrible, Seymour! This needs to be reported to the Head, ASAP. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	dinglealltheway 2008-10-02 03:14 am UTC (link)
	I should! I will! ~~Who is the He--WAIT THAT IS YOU!~~ How do I report it to you, Hugh! Whoever did this should pay. PAY. With a capital P. And "A." And "Y." (Reply to this)(Parent)

	stefana 2008-10-02 07:18 am UTC (link)
	Are you the man singing to me that one time I came round to the Ministry? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	dinglealltheway 2008-10-02 07:22 am UTC (link)
	I think so! I hope you enjoyed my musical stylings? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	stefana 2008-10-02 07:26 am UTC (link)
	~~.........~~ I uh enjoyed the way you sang all the four parts in the harmony and how you pretended to strum along to your banjo. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	dinglealltheway 2008-10-02 07:34 am UTC (link)
	That wasn't pretending, my friend! I really can play the banjo! I also can sing seven part harmony, but I don't like to brag. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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