the only octavius o. pepper

quattuor

2012-10-11T05:58:01Z

It was one year ago today that a very special person entered my life. We may not have started out on the right hoof at first, but, over time, I like to think we have become the very best of friends.

Happy birthday, Gebhard! No idea when you were born, but you were rather tiny when I got you, so we shall call it today. You already got your party, but that doesn't mean I didn't get you a brand new robe you can mouth on all you wa--------

Or chew paper. That's all right, too.

tres

2012-06-30T03:35:43Z

Did you know I had a spare set of robes in the icebox?

Neither did I.

That is less troubling than the supply closet containing three unused portkeys and an abandoned Niffler nest. (I am almost certain I had nothing to do with those)

It is quite extraordinary what a change an efficient assistant can make around the office.

duo

2011-10-11T23:22:26Z

I HAVE A BLOODY WIFE

AND FOUR GOATS.

unum

2011-08-26T23:46:39Z

I believe a round of applause is in order for Miss Glenda Chittock! And how nice it is to have her broadcasting again on this side of the Channel.

As I was flooing in this morning, I wondered why it was so much more uncomfortable than usual. Pop out at work, and what do you know! Forgot my shoes.

Fridays.

A-ONE-TWO-THREE-FOUR!

2010-01-26T08:32:09Z

MOST AMAZING----WONDERFUL---HAPPY

He's HERE!!!!!!

Each and every one of you is getting this in the mid-morning post, but I have spell-o-taped one to have FOREVER!

A-ONE-TWO-THREE!

2009-05-06T21:36:43Z

GOOD MORNING MRS. CHLOE CONSUELA DINGLE!

A-TWO!

2009-03-01T18:15:28Z

SHAZAAM! Engaged!

A-ONE!

2008-10-01T16:37:34Z

Evidently, someone got a little tired of my very successful campaign that just barely did not get myself elected. The reason why I think this is because when I walked into the office today, there were no VOTE DINGLE posters.

Wow, okay, so whoever this person was, I sincerely hope you have some really terrible karma coming your way, because I definitely think you need it. Those were my posters, man! I spent a lot of time on those! They were a very effective campaign strategy and I FOR ONE THINK THE PINK COLOR CAUGHT A LOT OF ATTENTION. That was definitely an over-reaction, for the record, because I bet a lot of other people enjoyed looking at those.

But just to show that you can't get me down and I am RESILIENT, I'm sticking it in here. So now, whoever you are, Mister(Miss?)-Take-Down-Other-People's-Belongings-With-Nary-A-Worry-Or-Care, you have to look at it! Still! So... there!

~~WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY~~

• • •

2008-09-04T07:54:27Z

as I make you stop think

NICKNAMES N/A
Meaning SEYMOUR; a Norman surname which originally belonged to a person coming from the French town of Saint Maur
PENDLETON; overhanging settlement
AGE 28
BIRTHDAY 3 December 1952
BLOOD STATUS Half-blood
SEXUALITY Heterosexual
M. STATUS Married
OCCUPATION Dept. of International Magical Cooperation (Magical Law Offices)
FINANCES Meh
POLITICAL ALIGNMENT Unaffiliated

you'll think you're looking at aquaman
HEIGHT 6'0
WEIGHT 203
HAIR Caramel brown, short
EYES Piercingly blue
STYLE Impeccably dressed, flawless, stylish, and maybe a wee bit flamboyant
VISUAL • • •

I summon fish to the dish although I like the chalet swiss
SCHOOLING Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry
HOUSE Ravenclaw, 1972
CLUBS, ETC. Gobstones Club
INSTRUMENT 13 inches – Ashes – Unicorn hair
FAMILIAR N/A

I like the sushi, 'cause it's never touched a frying pan
IMMEDIATE
Gilbert Errol, father
Emily Jane née Pepper, mother
Gertrude Eveleyn, sister
Harold Thaddeus, son!! b. 26 Jan 1981
EXTENDED
Hugh Abbott, brother-in-law
Clara Belby née Abbott, sister-in-law

BEST FRIEND :[

SIGNIFICANT OTHER Chloe Consuela Abbott, wife m. 5 May 1980

hot like wasabe with a crew neck
FIRST IMPRESSION
BOGGART
PATRONUS N/A
Inner Animal Ostrich
STARSIGN Sagittarius

blah blah blah

big like C. Warbeck
BIRTHPLACE
CURRENT LOCATION

blah blah blah

because I'm all about value
PB Ed Helms
THEME
DISCLAIMER Lol fake tbh. All graphics used in this journal are mine unless specifically stated otherwise.
IT'S ALL ABOUT valesco