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Brand Kirke : Curse Breaker ([info]dirtykirke) wrote,
@ 2013-11-09 14:54:00


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What does a wizard have to do to get six weeks of bedrest? A witch has to be up the duff with 32-week twins. I'd like to shoot for something less back-breaking, but with the same amount of food and pampering.



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[info]dev_ious
2013-11-09 07:30 pm UTC (link)
Oh boohoo, men don't get bedrest because they can't create life.

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[info]dirtykirke
2013-11-09 08:36 pm UTC (link)
Creation takes two, Devon. Pregnancy is more like providing room and board. For gnomes. Inside your body. Very, very hungry gnomes who play footie with your bladder.

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[info]dev_ious
2013-11-09 09:38 pm UTC (link)
Oh, Brand. Ever the wordsmith.

You don't get to lay around being pampered for six weeks just because you did your part in shagging your wife to impregnate her with Kirke gnomes. Be a man and go get her some ice cream and give her a foot massage.

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[info]duelbreaker
2013-11-09 07:45 pm UTC (link)
What do you need bed rest for? All you do is sit at your desk and shout at goblins.

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[info]dirtykirke
2013-11-09 08:46 pm UTC (link)
Oy! I provide critical research and planning in a supervisory role that requires shouting at my coworkers to keep them alert. They doze off otherwise.

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[info]duelbreaker
2013-11-09 09:06 pm UTC (link)
I don't think you could break into a Grecian urn.

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