Brand Kirke : Curse Breaker (dirtykirke) wrote,
@ 2008-02-22 17:52:00

Current mood:

amused

II
Putting your ear on your pregnant wife's tummy is a sure way to make her giggle. Loads. Which is distracting when you actually want to hear what is going on in her nether world hump. Personally, I can hear the ocean. Though I'm pretty sure that's just gas.

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	dev_ious 2008-02-23 01:59 am UTC (link)
	Wow Brand. I'm sure Julie is thrilled that you're talking about her gas in public. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	dirtykirke 2008-02-23 06:00 am UTC (link)
	I could talk about yours, too. If it'll make you feel better. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	dev_ious 2008-02-23 07:27 am UTC (link)
	Oh you're so sweet. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	dirtykirke 2008-02-23 07:36 am UTC (link)
	Oh, come on. You know you secretly like the brotherly bodily function matches. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	dev_ious 2008-02-23 07:51 am UTC (link)
	Brand. You don't talk about shit like that when it comes to girls. It's just...an unwritten rule. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	dirtykirke 2008-02-23 08:07 am UTC (link)
	Grouchy. You fart! It's not a big deal. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	dev_ious 2008-02-23 08:11 am UTC (link)
	You're a dead man, Brand Kirke. Dead. Man. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	dirtykirke 2008-02-23 08:27 am UTC (link)
	Oh yeah. You have no idea how scared I am right now. Seriously. I might faint. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	dev_ious 2008-02-23 08:32 am UTC (link)
	You underestimate me, dear brother. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	mycroftic 2008-02-23 02:33 am UTC (link)
	Nether world hump? Wow. ~~See this is why I don't~~ (Reply to this)(Thread)

	dirtykirke 2008-02-23 05:59 am UTC (link)
	Indeed! They're quite ticklish those nether world humps. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	mycroftic 2008-02-23 06:03 am UTC (link)
	That is absolutely disgusting. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	dirtykirke 2008-02-23 06:13 am UTC (link)
	Mike, for your own safety, I really wouldn't recommend telling a pregnant witch she's disgusting. We're talking serious bodily harm here. I'm not sure you'd survive. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	mycroftic 2008-02-23 06:16 am UTC (link)
	I didn't say Julie was, she's always gorgeous. I'm referring to your terminology and stuff. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	dirtykirke 2008-02-23 06:26 am UTC (link)
	That she is. Swollen sack of fluid with wee baby bits? How's that? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	mycroftic 2008-02-23 06:29 am UTC (link)
	You're going to make me vomit and I'm going to take immense pleasure in you sleeping on a lumpy sofa. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	dirtykirke 2008-02-23 06:36 am UTC (link)
	You have a bloody fucking weak stomach, you know? That's what you think. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	mycroftic 2008-02-23 06:40 am UTC (link)
	I do not. Talking about preggo-parts when referring to your wife is way beyond anything I've seen as an Auror. Yeah, watch this. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	dirtykirke 2008-02-23 07:56 am UTC (link)
	Oy. It's a womb, Mike. As in UTERUS. And a V-A-G-I-N-A. This should not be unfamiliar territory. Surely you've seen one by now. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	mycroftic 2008-02-23 08:03 am UTC (link)
	Yes, I have, I'm familiar with them. Nether regions and gross words are the gross part. Prat. Julie and I have pie and we're not going to share. Unless you ask nicely. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	adorkable 2008-02-23 06:27 am UTC (link)
	Couch. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	dirtykirke 2008-02-23 06:32 am UTC (link)
	Ah, come on, Sweets! I didn't say it is gas, I said it's probably gas. Complete jest. Besides, everybody poops. And pisses. And passes gases. Mine are way worse, you know. Actually I'm pretty sure everyone in the wizarding world knows that by now. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	adorkable 2008-02-23 06:35 am UTC (link)
	BUT THERE HUSBANDS DON'T ANNOUNCE IT TO THE WHOLE WORLD. GOSH! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	mycroftic 2008-02-23 06:40 am UTC (link)
	He's a complete brute. I have a chocolate pie for you. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	adorkable 2008-02-23 06:43 am UTC (link)
	Have I ever told you that you are the best ever? Maybe I married the wrong brother. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	mycroftic 2008-02-23 06:48 am UTC (link)
	Yes, but I can always hear it again. Possibly, but I don't think you want to be married to the other one, he's a little scrawny. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	dirtykirke 2008-02-23 06:42 am UTC (link)
	Well, this one does. Because loves everything about his wife. Including her gas and its cute noises. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	adorkable 2008-02-23 06:45 am UTC (link)
	... You are insane. You're pregnant wife is not amused. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	dirtykirke 2008-02-23 06:50 am UTC (link)
	~~Flowers?~~ Biscuits and nutella? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	adorkable 2008-02-23 06:52 am UTC (link)
	Toast and Jelly (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	dirtykirke 2008-02-23 07:51 am UTC (link)
	I can make heaps of that. HEAPS. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	adorkable 2008-02-23 07:56 am UTC (link)
	You're still on the couch tonight. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	mosesknows 2008-02-23 06:38 am UTC (link)
	I concur on the knowing it by now bit. Oi, last time I ever go into a pyramid directly behind you, thank you very much. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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