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Elphias Doge : Fulltime Fighter ([info]elphias) wrote,
@ 2008-01-20 06:11:00


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Current mood:distressed

19th January 1979
BERK

[Berk] BERK [/Berk]



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Elphias
[info]berkelisms
2008-01-21 05:12 am UTC (link)
Me!

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Berk
[info]elphias
2008-01-25 10:01 am UTC (link)
SHE

I

I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED.

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Elphias
[info]berkelisms
2008-01-25 06:42 pm UTC (link)
Are all your limbs in tact? Calm down and tell me what happened.

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Berk
[info]elphias
2008-01-25 06:55 pm UTC (link)
YES

I DON'T KNOW. SHE TOUCHED MY ARM AND HEXED ME SHE HAD TO HAVE USED SOME SORT OF WANDLESS SPELL. AND I

I RAN. I ran to the prefect bathroom. I didn't know what else to do. I think I need new pants

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Elphias
[info]berkelisms
2008-01-25 07:03 pm UTC (link)
OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD
AHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAH
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHMYGOD
ELPHIAS
ELPHIAS


Elphias. She didn't use any wandless magic, she didn't hurt you how are you eighteen years old and---Well. Better just get to the point cause he's not going to get it any other

She gave you an erection?

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Berk
[info]elphias
2008-01-25 07:18 pm UTC (link)
That's a lot of scribbling, Berk.

No

That's not


I guess so.

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Elphias
[info]berkelisms
2008-01-25 07:23 pm UTC (link)
That's not a bad thing, you know. It means you're sexually attracted to her.

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Berk
[info]elphias
2008-01-25 07:39 pm UTC (link)
It is a bad thing! What if this happens every time she even comes near me? One time is embarrassing enough

And I don't know how to make it go away. I can't walk around like this!

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Elphias
[info]berkelisms
2008-01-25 07:54 pm UTC (link)
It is going to happen every time she comes near you, or well, now that your eyes have been opened, every time an attractive female (or male, I'm not gonna--) comes near you. It is natural and it is all right, and there are ways to hide it and deal with it that are much better than running away.

1) Masturbation. Do not listen to Mycroft when he says its gross, it's not, it's natural, he's just unique.

2) Snogging. If this girl is your girlfriend (you need to tell me her name so that this could be discussed easier) than you should get on that. And okay, you don't have to be shagging yet but it gives you something to focus on and makes number one easier to do.

3) Thinking of un-sexy things. Like McGonagall in her knickers. Sprout doing a pole dance. Slughorn.

4) Not running away.

5) Excusing yourself to the bathroom to adjust yourself. Over time you'll be able to do this discreetly enough not to have to leave the room.



What else do you want to know?

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Berk
[info]elphias
2008-01-25 09:32 pm UTC (link)
Great. That's just fantastic. I mean, I only see Phoebe, on average...every ten minutes.

Berk, you know me, there's loads I want to ask, but right now is probably not the best time. With things needing attending to and all.

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Elphias
[info]berkelisms
2008-01-25 11:54 pm UTC (link)
Ah. Well. Go take care of business. Don't be afraid to ask anything else, from Mycroft too.

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