fanny janet mendleson. (fanny) wrote,
@ 2009-01-03 23:08:00

two; NOW SEE HERE.
Oh come ON.

I don't want a CD of twelve drummers drumming (if you can even call that drumming) and eleven pipers piping (what the fuck, I don't want to HEAR Yankee Doodle this many times), five FAUX GOLDEN RINGS, four dead calling birds, a Partridge Family poster, OR seedlings for a pear tree in my fucking mailbox. Send anything else from that fucking list and die, Dohm. And WHAT THE HELL IS ATTACHED TO MY DOOR.

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	devilandlaith 2009-01-04 06:20 am UTC (link)
	That would be birth control. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	fanny 2009-01-04 06:22 am UTC (link)
	Why? Lovely artwork on the poster, by the way. Are you sure you don't want one for yourself? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	devilandlaith 2009-01-04 06:56 am UTC (link)
	The Pill has a lot of benefits. Did you find the pamphlet? I thought I stuck it under the door. No, but I'm glad you have an eye for talent though. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	fanny 2009-01-04 07:00 am UTC (link)
	The combination pill offers many other benefits, including some protection against: -acne -breast growths that are not cancer -ectopic pregnancy -growing a dick -acting like a giant penis -- oh wait that already HAHA ...I will kill you. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	devilandlaith 2009-01-04 07:13 am UTC (link)
	And I would love to see you try. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	fanny 2009-01-04 07:15 am UTC (link)
	Don't underestimate me. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	devilandlaith 2009-01-04 07:29 am UTC (link)
	I don't see why I would stop now. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	fanny 2009-01-04 11:53 pm UTC (link)
	Just like I don't know why I would stop thinking you were a complete douchebag? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	devilandlaith 2009-01-05 03:28 am UTC (link)
	Oh, god, I'd hope not. Then you might do something embarrassing, like have a disturbing crush on me. Ew. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	fanny 2009-01-05 07:16 pm UTC (link)
	What? Ugh, never. That's disgusting. If anything, you'd have a crush on me. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	devilandlaith 2009-01-06 01:16 am UTC (link)
	That is the most offensive thing I've ever read. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	feliix 2009-01-04 11:47 pm UTC (link)
	Does he know you're a lesbian? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	fanny 2009-01-04 11:54 pm UTC (link)
	Do you know that I'm NOT? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	feliix 2009-01-05 12:30 am UTC (link)
	No. No I do not. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	fanny 2009-01-05 12:33 am UTC (link)
	I'm not a lesbian, douchebag. Do I need to PROVE it to you? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	feliix 2009-01-05 12:41 am UTC (link)
	Ew, Fanmingo. Incest much? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	fanny 2009-01-05 12:45 am UTC (link)
	You're DISGUSTING. I didn't mean it like that. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	feliix 2009-01-05 12:48 am UTC (link)
	Twins means I know your thoughts, Fanster. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	fanny 2009-01-05 12:49 am UTC (link)
	You only wish I was thinking about you like that, pervert. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	feliix 2009-01-05 12:55 am UTC (link)
	EW. My fantasies about lesbians do not include you, Fannoramma. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	fanny 2009-01-05 12:56 am UTC (link)
	Well, obviously they do, since you keep trying to convince me that I'm a lesbian. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	feliix 2009-01-05 01:00 am UTC (link)
	I'm trying to convince you to be yourself. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	fanny 2009-01-05 01:02 am UTC (link)
	I am myself. ~~Well. Not completely, but. I guess it's as close as it could possibly be.~~ (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	feliix 2009-01-05 01:04 am UTC (link)
	You can't lie to me Fan-tastic. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	fanny 2009-01-05 01:06 am UTC (link)
	You're right. I'm a raging lesbian, and right this second, I'm about to go up to my roommate and rip her clothes off, along with mine, in hot throes of passion. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	feliix 2009-01-05 01:11 am UTC (link)
	Hot. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	fanny 2009-01-05 02:12 am UTC (link)
	See, I knew you were the one who wanted incest! EW. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	feliix 2009-01-05 02:38 am UTC (link)
	EW YOU STARTED IT I WAS JOKING FANORAMICVIEW. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	fanny 2009-01-05 07:14 pm UTC (link)
	YOU ARE SO GROSS DON'T EVEN TALK TO ME. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	devilandlaith 2009-01-05 03:19 am UTC (link)
	Even lesbians have use for the pill. I heard it was good for the skin, you know. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	feliix 2009-01-05 03:21 am UTC (link)
	Do YOU take it? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	devilandlaith 2009-01-05 03:25 am UTC (link)
	Yes, because I am also a lesbian. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	feliix 2009-01-05 03:26 am UTC (link)
	...Wanna date my sister? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	devilandlaith 2009-01-05 03:30 am UTC (link)
	Wow. No. Seriously. That's disgusting. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	feliix 2009-01-05 03:31 am UTC (link)
	Dude, she's still my sister. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	devilandlaith 2009-01-05 03:37 am UTC (link)
	I know. My comment stands uncorrected. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	feliix 2009-01-05 03:39 am UTC (link)
	Wow. You're kind of an asshole. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	devilandlaith 2009-01-06 01:08 am UTC (link)
	You're basically telling me what I already know. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	fanny 2009-01-05 07:13 pm UTC (link)
	YOU'RE disgusting. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	devilandlaith 2009-01-06 01:08 am UTC (link)
	Can you please die somewhere quietly? I can just picture your voice in my head and it's bloody ANNOYING. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	fanny 2009-01-06 04:56 am UTC (link)
	Just for that, you're getting a brand new present in your mailbox. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	devilandlaith 2009-01-06 05:11 am UTC (link)
	I can hardly contain my joy. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	fanny 2009-01-11 03:24 am UTC (link)
	Oh, just wait. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	fanny 2009-01-05 07:13 pm UTC (link)
	OH MY GOD EW. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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