dirk e. cresswell

gogoblins @ 2014-06-27T12:38:00

2014-06-27T18:55:02Z

SMASHING news, everyone!

Over the past year I have been helping my good friend Griphook the Curious Son of Griptuck the Stoic First of His Name, put together a retelling from his father's point of view of the goblin rebellions of 1925 (a rather vicious, exciting year for the goblins, it's a a real tragedy that that their goals didn't come to fruition) and now we have just received word that our book is going to be published!

ME! A PUBLISHED AUTHOR! Isn't that the craziest thing you've ever heard?

We don't have a release date yet, but I'll be sure to keep you all posted! The Valiant Goblin, coming to a bookstore near you!

gogoblins @ 2014-03-26T23:45:00

2014-03-27T03:07:08Z

LOOK WHO FINALLY DECIDED TO SHOW UP!

A week late, and he STILL missed Ireland win the cup!! He looks just like his MUM!

gogoblins @ 2014-02-22T21:06:00

2014-02-23T01:21:20Z

Since my lovely, amazing, glowing pregnant wife and I can't make it to New York for the World Cup as we will be preparing for the arrival of our second beautiful baby (boy or girl, bets are on!), I have set up a whole room of international wirelesses that'll keep us up to date with all the matches.

Plus I've prepared pennants, face paint, and stadium-esque treats to enjoy them with.

THE CRESSWELLS ARE READY!!

(Theo is half-displeased that Bulgaria didn't make it to New York, but his other half is saying GO IRELAND!!!)

gogoblins @ 2013-08-12T00:25:00

2013-08-12T03:50:23Z

MY WIFE IS PREGNANT!

THAT'S WHY SHE'S BEEN HEXING ME IN MY SLEEP!

gogoblins @ 2012-10-20T19:15:00

2012-10-20T22:18:00Z

Uh oh! Looks like Theo's not a Kestrel fan! What a match, thanks Zoey for the tickets!

gogoblins @ 2012-07-09T19:53:00

2012-07-09T22:54:14Z

My head hurts.

gogoblins @ 2011-11-13T20:06:00

2011-11-14T00:28:23Z

I figured I would brighten everyone's day with a picture of my beautiful wife!

And if that doesn't put a smile on your face...

Caught little Theo by surprise!

A CRESSWELL FAMILY ANNOUNCEMENT

2011-08-24T22:01:50Z

I WOULD LIKE TO INTRODUCE TO YOU OUR SON:

Dirk, Zora, and Theo! I think we make quite the little family! You are all welcome to come meet him! He seems quite friendly and Zora was absolutely marvelous so you should bring her flowers too! And I didn't pass out thanks to Derek!

gogoblins @ 2011-08-24T16:15:00

2011-08-24T19:42:24Z

[DEREK] THE BABY IS COMING AND THEY'RE PREPPING ZORA AND SHE'S SO EERILY CALM THAT I THINK SHE'S GOING TO RIP MY HEAD OFF IN A MATTER OF MOMENTS PLEASE COME TO ST. MUNGO'S AND STAND IN THE WAITING ROOM SO I KNOW YOU CAN COME AND SAVE ME THERE IS A BABY COMING AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO [/DEREK]

gogoblins @ 2011-08-13T22:35:00

2011-08-14T02:04:14Z

~~IF OUR HEALER IS CORRECT----ONLY NINE DAYS TO GO~~
THAT'S NOT ENOUGH TIME
STAY IN THERE BABY

Nothing to see here!

017

2011-08-08T02:19:44Z

I had the most AMAZING adventure today! My department offers opportunities to learn different languages because it makes dealing with the magical beings much easier than bringing along a translator---it builds trust! I'm already fluent in Gobblydegook, and while I'm sort of iffy on Giant Tongue, my Mermish is impeccable! So, I was asked to join an expedition to discuss some recent mermaid attacks on muggles! It was really quite fascinating, my bubble head charm worked brilliantly and I only stumbled once with my mermish!

BUT THAT WASN'T THE BEST PART

QUITE SUDDENLY, the mermaids scattered, and my project leader Gaston made some frantic gestures pointing behind me, and when I twisted around THERE WAS A SHARK! A SHARK! Swimming, went shooting right over my head like no body's business!

A bloody shark!

It was fantastic! It could have eaten me alive, it was so big!

016

2011-06-19T03:17:24Z

Do not fret, folks! Zora just had some false alarms, also known as 'Braxton Hicks' contractions! Everything is well here on the Cresswell-Krum, front! If you received a panicked owl from me, I'm sorry, I---well, panicked! :)

It just serves as a reminder that our little bundle of радост is almost here! So excited. Still so nameless, but that's okay!

015

2011-04-06T04:39:16Z

Seriously, how many books about how to raise a baby are there?!

014

2011-03-10T19:28:41Z

Okay, so I have bought the tiniest jersey of every quidditch team in the league so that when our baby gets here, he or she can pick what team they want to root for!

I guess they'll like...crawl toward the one they like, or something.

But for me, let's go Kestrals!! WOO ZOEY!!

013

2011-01-17T22:47:22Z

I'm pretty sure I'm turning out to be the best husband ever. I've gone almost two months and I have not needed a 'guys night out' or have ignored doing some house work because 'the game is on.'

I'm breaking all those silly stereotypes! :)

012!!!!!!!!!!!!

2010-11-08T02:52:47Z

ZORA AND I ARE GETTING MARRIED IN BULGARIA

IF YOU DIDN'T GET AN INVITATION I AM VERY SORRY, BUT HER PARENTS ARE PAYING FOR EVERYTHING SO I REALLY CAN'T BE LIKE---HEY EVERYONE YOU CAN COME!!! BUT JUST KNOW THAT I WOULD IF I COULD

I JUST WANTED TO SHARE MY EXCITEMENT WITH THE WORLD

I LOVE YOU ZORA KRUM!!!

ALSO the sample of candy and cake her mum sent over is full of AMAZINGNESS ~~AND SUGAR~~

011

2010-10-25T01:56:18Z

I AM GETTING MARRIED TO ZORA KRUM!

I do not know when! But HOORAY!

010

2010-09-17T17:56:47Z

[ZORA] Would you ever consider marrying me, one day? [/ZORA]

I want to thank everyone for their overwhelming love and support during this hard time for my family.

009

2010-06-18T18:08:02Z

[DEREK] !!!! I am head over heels for Zora Krum, Derek. [/DEREK]

[ZORA] I miss you! Why is the work day so long? [/Zora]

I fell for a pretty face and cheered for Bulgaria! At least they won!! What are everyone's predictions? Who's going to take the cup??

008

2010-04-12T01:54:54Z

Hey, Zora Krum!

A kuugaan o

:)

007

2009-12-23T16:45:57Z

Hey Zora! Do you want to go to the R.C.M.C. Christmas Party with me?

And by the way I love eggnog, every body!! You all should try it, if you're old enough! ~~WHICH I AM.~~

006

2009-10-15T14:08:59Z

It's the 368th Anniversary of the Dragnor the Bloated's Invasion, aka, The Goblin Invasion of Hogsmeade! It was a miserable failure, but a gallant attempt! Anyone want to celebrate this momentous occasion with me? ~~I got kicked out of Hogsmeade last year!~~ There will probably be cookies, but do not quote me on that!

005

2009-08-28T14:47:19Z

[DEREK!!!!!!!] DEREK!!!!!!!!!!!!! I NEED YOUR HELP! [/DEREK!!!!!!!]

I have passed my gobbledygook certifcation exam! A al tuun ogekhaal!

004

2009-03-24T04:40:39Z

Hey Holly! D'you want to go to the wedding with me? I've got some great goblin stories to tell!

Oh oh oh. There was something else I had to say. Congratulations to Darien!

And...tough luck, Ludo! You guys will do better next year! I think the Tornadoes are going to take it, though.

Erm erm erm erm what's going on????

DEREK YOU SHOULD COME OVER!!

003

2009-02-28T20:03:55Z

I got this great game for Christmas! It's called Dungeons and Dragons, and I haven't really had time to open it up and look at it, but it seems that you really need more than one person, and ~~my mum doesn't want to play so--~~ my sisters are at school so that's out, so.

Anyone want to play? ~~Derek?~~