You know. YOU KNOW I am a very good worker! I take pride in that I am a HUFFLEPUFF DAMN IT So--ARGH I can't even RANT because I AM THAT GOOD OF A WORKER So there.

Timothy Greengrass.



Your lady ladies have spoken.

MY WIFE IS AMAZING!
MY GIRLS ARE AMAZING!



She absolutely completes our family!

Astoria;

Your name of Astoria has given you the desire for the best that money can buy: good clothes and refined surroundings, all the finer things of life.

You have a good business sense.

You are pleasant and diplomatic, and seem to sense how others feel.

This name, when combined with the last name Greengrass, can frustrate cause happiness, contentment, and success.

My wife...she is so hot.

YOUR BODY IS SUPPOSED TO GO BACK TO NORMAL AFTER YOU HAVE THE BABY, WHAT IS THIS RIDICULOUS NONSENSE---SOMEONE OUGHT TO BE---I BET A MAN SAID THAT, MEN NEVER HAVE TO GIVE BIRTH----

You know, life has been much, much more quiet since we've had little Daphne around. Which, if you think about, is rather counter-intuitive being that babies are supposed to cry a lot. But she doesn't! She's actually rather angelic. I, on the other hand, can no longer blame my rampant and out-of-control hormones on the fact that I am carrying another life, or anything besides my own temperamental and out-of-control self. Honestly, I kind of hoped that it was just hormones that were making me out to be so mental, but! I suppose nine months is a long time to go without acting independently of your own id. Or is it ego? Muggle psychology--now that's mental.

Also, I have stretchmarks. GIANT HUGE MAP-OF-THE-UNDERGROUND-AND-EVERY-OTHER-MUGGLE-TRANSPORTATION-ROAD-MAP-SYSTEM-THINGS-EVER SPANNING EVERY INCH OF EVERY These things are battle scars, let me tell you, so no one better be getting any funny ideas.

( Cecilia! )

( Nicholas )

And introducing

So here's a funny story----My house was vandalized wooo---


Daphne Liliana, everyone! Born early this morning (at 1:23, isn't that easy to remember?) annnnd she's perfect. And now I need to go take a nap because I am still very sore--

( PRIVATE )

WELL. If anyone wants sugar quills or other goods found only in Hogsmeade, just drop me a note because I'm going to be there all the time.

TIMOTHY

GREENGRASS

IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY.

AND EVERYBODY SHOULD WISH YOU BECAUSE I HAVE WRITTEN IT VERY LARGELY AND OBNOXIOUSLY TO CATCH EVERYONE'S ATTENTION.

And look! Look at the card I gave explicit instructions to Smeth to find after pulling the 'bedridden pregnant friend' card found for you! I know it's probably more suited to me, but...
( I had to! )

Baby's happy about it too! I haven't felt disgusting once all morning!

( Super private to Nick! )

31 WEEKS and something is really weird!

I was called fat today. I'm not fat, am I? I mean, pregnant, yes. But fat? Have I really put on that much weight? God, if that's true, Tim must hate me ... Oh god. What if he divorces me or has an affair because I got fat?

I didn't think being fat would make me so insecure, but I doubt I'll be leaving this house anytime soon. And I'm going on a diet of crackers and milk. I'm not fat Tim won't have an affair if I do get fat

( PRIVATE )

I love my job!

Why, tell me WHY I BOTHER to pay for the overseas muggle wireless just to catch the Red Sox games and THEY ALWAYS LOSE. I AM NOT HAPPY NOT EVEN BABY GREENGRASS CAN MAKE ME HAPPY okay maybe she can but-- What IS this? As if last October wasn't enough, I have to bloody--it's August I know there's still time and

Okay and no one out there knows why I'm rambling but--my dad used to collect baseball cards and I started paying attention when I was little, and it's just been one LONG AND PAINFUL RIDE, OKAY? This is far worse than being a Cannons fan, I can assure you. At least you can go to the stadium and bitch and moan yell at your team, I have to sit in my living room at three in the bleeding morning because of the time difference just to---THE BLOODY ORIOLES? THE ORIOLES ARE IN FIRST? ARE YOU KIDDING ME?


And that's that. I'm done with the rant. One baseball journal rant a year, I say. At least the Yankees are in fourth at least I have that. Holy fuck--

( Private )

Well. I've got two weeks of vacation. What to do, what to do.

I HAVE REALLY GOOD NEWS.

My bump is getting bigger!

( Look! )

The bad news is that I can feel my heartburn all the way in my toes and it makes me gag a little. It's not my fault the baby didn't like oatmeal. It should!

I want some pasta so bad it's not even funny.

I woke up this morning and when I rolled over, I found SuperBunny rather than Tim. And then I ate a quart of yogurt, so that made up for my missing husband and the awkward placement of an animal!

I am working on the bloody coolest site ever. And I know I say that about every site I work on because it's all bloody cool to me, but this one is going to be---just

It's part of a park, really, but it's going to be sort of a little league field small stadium thing for quidditch. I mean, it's like the first of its kind because its actually going to, you know---be a big deal. I mean I can't talk I'm such a bad talker I know the other kid leagues around here just play like---in fields and stuff, and that's cool I wish I'd done that when I was little, but this. Man. It's going to have big stands and locker rooms and I guess it's going to be kind of hard to get your kid into the league but I mean if this works well then there should be more and I mean

Rambling!

Adamina's almost seven weeks. She doesn't look pregnant though. I mean. I don't think so?