We better win tonight, or it's going to be a real shitty weekend.

I can't blow my first real game. I'm sure it's fine though, we got this in the bag.

Who wants to take me out to celebrate after our victory?

[Private to Adelaide]
Bitch, where have you even been?? Your ~boyfriend~ is pissing everyone off and it's making me laugh but you haven't even asked me how homecoming went. :( I also have a suggestion for a team theme song, it's guaranteed to make us win!