Harper Brown

ak.alterego@gmail.com — Mon, 18 May 2009 17:39:45 GMT

I am desirous of steak. Malcolm, bring me steak. You should bring people over. Like brothers and stuff. We'll have a grill out on the porch. Oh bring your gay friends, the ones with kids. We're totally a kid friendly family now! And that boyfriend you're hiding from us.

Other people should come too. Alex, Graciela and Zac too! With Grumpy Kostos and people!

I have some owies still, but I'm home and I have the most adorable baby and beautiful wife ever, so I'm pretty damn okay!

ak.alterego@gmail.com — Sun, 19 Apr 2009 18:51:26 GMT

TWELVE DAYS UNTIL THE MOST AWESOME DAY. I THINK INSTEAD OF TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS, THERE SHOULD BE TWELVE DAYS OF HARPER NOW. Only in Late April than in December.

ak.alterego@gmail.com — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 02:07:57 GMT

~~DOLLS ARE REALLY CREEPY AJKSLERJASEASA~~

What things do little girls like, other than dolls?

ak.alterego@gmail.com — Sun, 02 Nov 2008 15:08:01 GMT

[Private to Jules] My brothers are idiots and therefore not helpful and so aside from Psyke you're like the smartest person I know, so this is why you're getting it.

What can I do for Psyke? She's sick and I really feel bad. I don't want to bring her flowers and be like "feel better!!" because flowers are for good stuff and sorries, and this isn't really either of them. I mean, I'm sorry she's sick, but it's not something I did.

Anyway, I need help with ideas. Her store just opened and yeah, but still, I want to make her feel better. [/ward]

I love Cheshire cheese.

ak.alterego@gmail.com — Sun, 06 Jul 2008 19:28:22 GMT

Yeah, that's right, my fiancée is hot.

ak.alterego@gmail.com — Tue, 06 May 2008 00:49:40 GMT

[warded to Psyke] Is my brother dating someone? He's been pulling a disappearing act all month. [ward]