I tell you this, it is no 1967 Chevy Impala. (hello_from_dis) wrote,
@ 2008-02-05 00:09:00

MEME.
UGH UGH GOD I AM SUPPOSED TO BE WRITING A PAPER UGH GOD I HATE YOU ALL.

Pick one or more of my characters and one or more of yours, and I'll tell you something they've always wanted to say to your character but could never bring themselves to say out loud.

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hello_from_dis
2008-02-05 04:15 am UTC (link)

SO MANY JESUS CHRIST.

PP to Tabitha. Darling, you don't REALLY think I'm HOMOSEXUAL, do you? And DO put in a good word about my WOOING HABITS with Daphne, my dear, THANK YOU.
PP to Harold. Ok, while Harold really definitely does freak him out a good part of the time--just in general--and he'd really rather like it if Dingle didn't bring down the name of Slytherin with his creeping and drug-dealing, and, ok, he feels a little awkward sleeping near him--well, he does consider Harold a friend. Of sorts. Not the best of friends, certainly, but you can't live with a guy for six+ years and (if you haven't resolved to murder them) not think them some sort of mate.
PP to Jack. DIAF. Or something along those lines. He doesn't care nearly as much about taunting Jack as Nikolas does, but Jack is just so overwhelmingly STUPID, and that faux ghetto slang really makes PP want to put dead things in his bed.
PP to Anthony. After a good ten minutes of bullshitting about new conspiracy theories he's read about, PP would probably just confess how much he enjoys belitting Anthony, and that the thought of Anthony being in servitude to him one day just tickles him pink. PP, he is slightly racist.
Lav to Jack. GOD, it took him LONG ENOUGH to ask Parvati out! She thinks he's really a very good, sweet guy, aside from all that Vanilla Ice fronting; she just wishes he'd let it show through more! And also, PLEASE stop flirting with anything with two tits and a twat. Parvati is CLEARLY better than that.
Lav to Tabitha. DEAR FUCKFACE: FUCKING FUCK YOU FUCKING HORSE FUCKING CUNT DIE IN A FIRE WITH YOUR STUPID FAT FACE AND OH MY GOD I HATE YOU. FUCK YOU NO FUCKING LOVE FUCK YOU FUCK YOU, LAVENDER BROWN. This is all probably driven by how alike they are, but I don't think even she realizes that.
PP to Apollo. ...What's it like being gay? Also, he's curious how Apollo achieved his rise to power, because honestly, he thinks Apollo's a bit of a useless duffer, good at soothing but not much else.
Brad to Seamus. Ok, so the constant come ons were really, really disconcerting. But kind of flattering. Hey, if he can pull birds AND blokes, that's a good sign. On the one hand, he would really like Seamus to not ever mention it again ever ever ever, but on the other, he really does enjoy the little inflation of his ego. And also, if he were really, really, really drunk, and Shea wasn't around, he'd probably snog Seamus. ...Really, really drunk.
Brad to Gavin. Stay the fuck away from my girlfriend, you hairless, dick-obsessed, sociopathic freak.
Evie to Gavin. She's really rather surprised at how awful he became to her when he found out she was Muggleborn; she had always kind of thought he was better than that, and was really disappointed in him when he proved her wrong. Still, she liked when they were friends, even if he was a little off, and she liked when he asked her to the Christmas dance, because it made her feel wanted, which just doesn't happen much. If he stopped making fun of her for being Muggleborn, she'd be willing to be friends again.

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