Mein Gott...

I was flipping channels in a hotel room that I've procured, and I saw this on one of the stations.

I'm starting to have flashbacks of a certain catboy...

No, no. It's alright, Herr Doktor. He is elsewhere, being math with Alucard. You have nothing to worry about. No one will burst through your door at 3 in the morning demanding cocoa. You will not wake up to someone staring an inch from your face and informing you that asparagus makes pee taste weird. No more will you have to endure those damned "clues" in order to find your scalpel.

It's okay.

Everything...Everything is fine.

...Whoo.

That was quite a scare there. Perhaps this is not quite the show for me.