Things just got interesting
Now vhere did I put zat cocoa..?
um. 
26th-Sep-2009 06:23 am
[aftermath] empathy
I wonder if it would be okay to say that I missed you too
Comments 
27th-Sep-2009 06:24 am (UTC)
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Inappropriate. I don't consider us close enough for my absence to have any value to you. [CONFUSED BY YOU, DOK, AND A LITTLE EMBARRASSED]
27th-Sep-2009 06:27 am (UTC)
A-Ah...?

I didn't think you would ever find this place, to be honest. Or if you did, I didn't think my thoughts mattered enough for you to read them.

I-I didn't mean to offend. Forgive me.
27th-Sep-2009 06:34 am (UTC)
It's my duty to be diligent and monitor this network. It was only a matter of time.

...And it's not...

offensive.
27th-Sep-2009 06:55 am (UTC)
I understand your position. I'm very sorry that I didn't take that into account. It was stupid of me. It won't happen again.

A-...? Well...I'm glad I didn't offend you...then.
27th-Sep-2009 07:02 am (UTC)
You're entitled to keep your private space if you wish. Just be aware that your privacy is limited as long as you remain in the Hellsing estate. I will continue to monitor everything ingoing and outgoing.

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27th-Sep-2009 07:22 am (UTC) - [hi from math]
That's what she said.
27th-Sep-2009 07:23 am (UTC) - [fuck you from the real world]
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27th-Sep-2009 07:27 am (UTC) - [wish i could baby but i'm busy. save some for me though!]
>)
27th-Sep-2009 07:29 am (UTC) - [I'll be stroking this blessed bullet with your name on it til you get here]
.....
27th-Sep-2009 07:31 am (UTC) - [for an old guy, you sure do remember how i like it]
o/ KAY BYE MATH
27th-Sep-2009 07:32 am (UTC)
FJKHLHWHER?!

HOW DID THAT EVEN JUST HAPPEN RIGHT NOW??
27th-Sep-2009 07:34 am (UTC) - [don't wear yourself out dividing by zero asshole]
When it comes to Alucard, nothing is impossible. It's best not to try your brain in an attempt to understand.
27th-Sep-2009 07:41 am (UTC)
B-BUT HE...!! AND I!! I KNOW THAT...!! I CREATED IT TO..!!

Oh mein gott I have a headache...
27th-Sep-2009 07:42 am (UTC)
Logic, that cat, and Alucard create quite the paradox.
27th-Sep-2009 07:44 am (UTC)
[shudders] Please don't mention that cat...
27th-Sep-2009 07:44 am (UTC)
Nya~? Dok, vhat are you talkingk about? You alvays have und headache!
27th-Sep-2009 07:46 am (UTC)
O-OH MEIN GOTT

NO

NO

NONONONONO

IT WAS OVER! I WAS FREE! NO! I'M DREAMING! IT'S JUST A HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE DREAM!
27th-Sep-2009 07:47 am (UTC)
Vhat vast und dream? Geez, Dok, you are tso senile in your old age.
27th-Sep-2009 07:49 am (UTC)
SHUT UP! SHUT UP YOU STUPID MIRAGE! I HATE YOU! I HATE ALUCARD AND I HATE YOU!
27th-Sep-2009 07:50 am (UTC)
I am not und mirage! Nya, you finally lost your mind, huh? It didn't take much!
27th-Sep-2009 07:52 am (UTC)
[SOBS UNCONTROLLABLY]
27th-Sep-2009 07:53 am (UTC)
Aw, Dok. Zere, zere. Do you vant cocoa? Have ze butler get you some!

Zo, vhere ist ze Major?
27th-Sep-2009 08:07 am (UTC)
NO YOU LITTLE FUCKING SEWER RAT, YOU LEAVE HIM OUT OF THIS.

MAJOR IS DEAD. YOU ARE MATH. OH MEIN GOTT WHAT IS MY LIFE.
27th-Sep-2009 08:08 am (UTC)
Oho! Vhat a temper! No need to get pissy, geez.

Major kicked ze bucket? Hm. So, how are we goingk to bring him back? Vhat ist ze plan?
27th-Sep-2009 08:09 am (UTC)
ZE PLAN IST I KILL YOU UND BURN ZE BODY MEIN GOTT VHAT ABOUT LEAVE ME ALONE DON'T YOU GET.
27th-Sep-2009 08:10 am (UTC)
Huhu... Dok, you know zat I can't die. Burning mein body vould do nosingk. Stop joking, OK? You're getting annoyingk now.
27th-Sep-2009 08:14 am (UTC)
I'm getting a--

I'm--

You know vhat? I'm goink to take a nap. Vhen I vake up, you vill be gone. If you are not, I vill ask ze lovely Sir Hellsing if she vould like to have a hand at you.
27th-Sep-2009 08:15 am (UTC)
I'm only in your head. She can't see me.
27th-Sep-2009 08:16 am (UTC)
[just cries for fucking ever gott]
27th-Sep-2009 08:17 am (UTC)
Zo, vhat games should we play? I'm bored now.
27th-Sep-2009 08:28 am (UTC)
I want to play amateur surgeon to remove you from my brain.
27th-Sep-2009 08:32 am (UTC)
You know you can't do zat! I'll be here until Alucard is done playing vith zat soul over zere. So, we have some time.

Didn't you miss me? Geez, so ungrateful.
27th-Sep-2009 08:33 am (UTC)
No.
27th-Sep-2009 08:35 am (UTC)
Vhaaat? So mean. Don't lie, I know you love me. <3
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