I don't ever want to feel like I did that day

seventeen

2012-12-07T21:29:22Z

~~21 days 21 days 21 days. Our little tot is due in 21 days and I'm still banished to me own couch for laughing when she dusted in her big skirt like a great Saharan wind.~~

I'd wager that this crib is more metal than wood with the number of bits and bobbles to keep straight. Honestly, there should be an assembly charm or some rot for these things.

~~But no we had to buy the Muggle one because it's got safety this and safety that and came with a matching pillow.~~

sixteen

2012-05-24T11:05:19Z

[Grail and Aland]
She's supposed to be on her bloody rag. She's not on her bloody rag. I know because she hasn't been eating chocie biscuits, listening to that Warbeck bird, and bawling her eyes out like she does every four weeks. She's completely normal. I can't handle this. I need a smoke, a drink, something.

fifteen

2011-03-17T18:39:04Z

It's St. Paddy's Day! You're all celebrating with me, yeah?

[Devon]
~~I just remembered~~ We should set a date. ~~Or there's a priest in the pub with me. He'd wed us right now.~~

fourteen

2010-07-13T20:30:10Z

Oy! Ireland! You should see the streets. People are still celebrating!

Living on your western shore
Saw summer sunsets, asked for more
I stood by your Atlantic Sea
And sang a song for Ireland

[Aland]
I believe I'm about to do something reckless.

thirteen

2010-03-31T21:32:19Z

I need one of you geniuses to help me with a portkey for Devon's birthday.

twelve

2009-12-23T09:36:39Z

[Aland]
I'm worried about Grail.

[Devon]

You should meet me there.

eleven

2009-10-06T21:39:38Z

[Aland]
I've been with Devon for nearly two years.

TWO YEARS, ALAND.

ten

2009-03-17T07:48:05Z

[Devon]
Are you free today or do I need to arrange a kidnapping?

[Aland]
You need to get sloshed.

nine

2008-09-22T10:48:04Z

[Lydia]
I must ask one more favor of you.

eight

2008-03-30T03:42:24Z

Fuck quidditch. Bring on the after party.

[AG] We need to get fucked. I haven't been proper pissed since St. Pat's. [/AG]

[Devon] Going to work on a Saturday and there's only one woman on my mind. Care to guess who that is? [/Devon]

seven

2008-03-17T16:02:30Z

It's eight in the morning! Why am I not stonking pissed already?

six

2008-02-28T10:32:07Z

[Travelers] Let's just go. Right now. Or I'm going to need a hit of something strong to hold out longer. [/Travelers]

~~[Aland] Your sister is a fucking annoying bint. [/Aland]~~

five

2008-02-25T07:57:19Z

Going away on holiday. I'll be back eventually.

four

2008-01-31T18:26:28Z

Fuck fuckering

Johnny Ray has her ways for the cats and cages.

super fucking double bollocks

three

2008-01-23T13:06:11Z

[Aland] Three months. I made it nearly three fucking months with her. Can you believe that shit? [/Aland]

two

2008-01-20T13:28:31Z

[Lydia] Tonight work for you? [/Lydia]

one

2008-01-16T10:06:57Z

Oi. Mum wants to "examine" my ability to "choose a candle that will add mood to an atmosphere".

Where's a bloody girl~~friend~~ when you need one?