Uzumaki Naruto (impellere) wrote,
@ 2009-07-26 06:43:00

Current mood:	drunk
Entry tags:	i can has sense of humor, mange is funny, neji is a big butthead, nevermind that mange joke was mean

Jerkass who sucks at setting dates say what.

Get your butt in gear and give us a time and place, Hyuuga. We'll all die someday so it's better to give us a deadline to get your stupid presents, k?

Update:

Lately my tattoo has been itchy. I think it means it's going to rain/the world is about to end/I have some weird, skin-eating fungus virus creature under my flesh.

But the last one is totally awesome and I'm hoping it pops out of my gut like in that alien movie. I don't have the 'funds' to support it so I think I'll give it to a good family who will nurture as their own. Maybe I can get visitation or something. OH. And they have to have a dog. Called 'Mange'.

'Cause you know that skin thing dogs get from the disease bug and it would be... a...

That lead in was too fucking long for that joke. I'm sorry.

UZUMAKI OUT!!!

EDIT: shikamaru likes my ass.

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	goodwithscalpel 2009-07-26 02:01 pm UTC (link)
	...which tattoo? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	impellere 2009-07-26 08:08 pm UTC (link)
	Numero uno. You do know I got one don't you? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	goodwithscalpel 2009-07-26 09:22 pm UTC (link)
	The belly one, then? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	impellere 2009-07-26 09:27 pm UTC (link)
	... Yes, ma'am. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	goodwithscalpel 2009-07-26 09:29 pm UTC (link)
	How long ago did you get that? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	haecceity 2009-07-26 02:09 pm UTC (link)
	leprosy. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	impellere 2009-07-26 08:07 pm UTC (link)
	That doesn't sound like fun. I don't like things that don't sound like fun, Shika. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	haecceity 2009-07-26 08:10 pm UTC (link)
	yeah well i'm not the one with an infected tattoo on my ass. it's either shikamaru or nara. pick one or the other. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	impellere 2009-07-26 08:12 pm UTC (link)
	shikanara- Who told you a damn thing about my ass. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	LMFAO WHOOPS I MISREAD oh well 8( haecceity 2009-07-26 08:14 pm UTC (link)
	shikamaru. or nara. well. i didn't expect that response. really, uzumaki. your ass? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	aniki_ukon 2009-07-26 02:54 pm UTC (link)
	If you're seeing swirls of color and rainbows, back away from the junk. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	impellere 2009-07-26 08:09 pm UTC (link)
	I'm seeing one swirl and I ain't gone enough to see pretty colors. I think it's safe to say I'll be here to bother you another day. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	howlatthemoon 2009-07-26 03:11 pm UTC (link)
	You have issues, man... (Reply to this)(Thread)

	impellere 2009-07-26 08:09 pm UTC (link)
	Like. You. Would. Know. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	howlatthemoon 2009-07-26 09:18 pm UTC (link)
	What are you trying to say, huh? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	impellere 2009-07-26 09:23 pm UTC (link)
	You should know what I'm trying to say. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	howlatthemoon 2009-07-26 11:06 pm UTC (link)
	So do something about it. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	oriental_dragon 2009-07-26 05:45 pm UTC (link)
	...Did someone go drinking without me? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	impellere 2009-07-26 08:10 pm UTC (link)
	... Why d'you always think I'm being bad? I behave sometimes, Tenny. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	oriental_dragon 2009-07-26 11:46 pm UTC (link)
	Because I've known you for seven years and you tend to indulge in the sauce on occasion. Particularly since you can pilfer a good amount of it for free. ...Plus, the hell? A dog called Mange? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	impellere 2009-07-27 06:28 am UTC (link)
	I thought it was clever. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	infrawhite 2009-08-19 09:19 pm UTC (link)
	August 26th. I'm ignoring the insults. And the fungus joke. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	impellere 2009-08-19 10:00 pm UTC (link)
	Unlike the fungus the insults are still there. ... Couldn't y'have given more of a warning? Only a week, man. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	infrawhite 2009-08-19 10:06 pm UTC (link)
	Right, touché. Tanabata doesn't need a warning. Everyone knows when it is and prepares accordingly. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	impellere 2009-08-19 10:12 pm UTC (link)
	It'll be one of the busiest days- Ahah. I see what you're doin'. Trying to distract everyone from your birthday with a bunch of fair games and pretty lights. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)