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Uzumaki Naruto ([info]impellere) wrote,
@ 2009-09-26 11:57:00


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Current mood: thoughtful

I think I'm gonna offer my services as a translator for extra cash on the side. The best sort of translator, too. 'Cause I got like... this sixth sense going on where I know what someone really means when they open their big, stupid traps. Take Sasuke for instance. When he says something like, "You're [insert smartass crap here about your mom/job/dog]" what he's really saying is "No one likes me. Give me a hug for cash so I can buy a personality."

And when Shikamaru goes "blah blah blah I can't make my letters big because that makes me ~different~" what he really means is "I am lonely. Won't you hold my hand?"

Just a theory.

Of awesome.

Services start at 200 yen. No pushing! Uzumaki is open all day. Except for robots or freaks. [So that means half of you need to shoo. Sorry. But you suck.]

[PRIVATE TO NARUTO]
They were easy, though. Sulky bitchy ones are always easy to figure out. He's not s'posed to be like that, so... Maybe the cousin knows something. GAH BRAIN COMING TO A HAULT. SCREECH. SCREEEECH. Why can't everyone just be little carefree blobs?! I like those. Blobs are cool and don't get angry at anything. And like Naruto. At least I think so. There's no reason for blobs to hate me.

...

I want my goddamn muffin already.[/PRIVATE]



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[info]haecceity
2009-09-26 06:06 pm UTC (link)
yeah because i just love hugs.

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[info]impellere
2009-09-26 06:14 pm UTC (link)
A hand hug.

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sakjfa should... read the entire post before tagging ROFL
[info]haecceity
2009-09-26 06:15 pm UTC (link)
uh-huh.

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IT'S OK. THE CONTEXT IS WONDERFUL. <3 - [info]impellere, 2009-09-26 06:16 pm UTC
sob /slides around - [info]haecceity, 2009-09-26 06:17 pm UTC
all is forgiven. for now. - [info]impellere, 2009-09-26 06:21 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]haecceity, 2009-09-26 06:22 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]impellere, 2009-09-26 06:24 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]haecceity, 2009-09-26 06:25 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]impellere, 2009-09-26 06:27 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]haecceity, 2009-09-26 06:28 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]impellere, 2009-09-27 03:15 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]haecceity, 2009-09-27 06:08 am UTC

[info]infrawhite
2009-09-26 06:07 pm UTC (link)
Shooing.

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[info]impellere
2009-09-26 06:15 pm UTC (link)
You're a robot?

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[info]infrawhite
2009-09-26 06:17 pm UTC (link)
Frequent subject of accusation. I can't quite say I agree, but.

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(no subject) - [info]impellere, 2009-09-26 06:20 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]infrawhite, 2009-09-26 06:27 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]impellere, 2009-09-27 02:53 am UTC
1/2 - [info]infrawhite, 2009-09-27 03:41 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]infrawhite, 2009-09-27 03:42 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]impellere, 2009-09-27 03:46 am UTC
private - [info]infrawhite, 2009-09-27 03:49 am UTC
private - [info]impellere, 2009-09-27 03:52 am UTC
private - [info]infrawhite, 2009-09-27 03:56 am UTC
private - [info]impellere, 2009-09-27 04:01 am UTC
private - [info]infrawhite, 2009-09-27 04:06 am UTC
private - [info]impellere, 2009-09-27 04:49 am UTC
private 1/3 - [info]infrawhite, 2009-09-27 04:50 am UTC
private - [info]infrawhite, 2009-09-27 04:51 am UTC
private - [info]infrawhite, 2009-09-27 04:52 am UTC
private - [info]impellere, 2009-09-27 04:58 am UTC
private - [info]impellere, 2009-09-27 04:59 am UTC
private - [info]infrawhite, 2009-09-27 05:02 am UTC
1/3
[info]equate
2009-09-26 07:14 pm UTC (link)
I'm going to kill you.

Translation: you will die a slow and painful death.

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[info]equate
2009-09-26 07:16 pm UTC (link)
Uzumaki... basic corporate principle: when it comes to distributing money administration, priority goes to tear-jerking cases.

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[info]equate
2009-09-26 07:16 pm UTC (link)
So why don't you take the money I earn and buy yourself a family?

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1/i... idek
[info]impellere
2009-09-27 02:53 am UTC (link)

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[info]impellere
2009-09-27 02:55 am UTC (link)
You know what... I feel fucking sorry for you. 'Cause you got a stick jammed so far up your ass that it's putting splinters in your brain. See, thing is I got a family. I got people around who will put up with my shit and hey, like a family they'll put me down when I deserve it. But we all give a happy damn about each other. We ain't blood. It's not what matters.

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[info]impellere
2009-09-27 02:56 am UTC (link)
And then there's you, Mr. HighandMighty Bitch Senior. And you're not part of my family. You won't get away with pulling that shit. And I won't laugh it off when you try and run me down 'cause my time is better spent working for the peace.

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And... done. <3
[info]impellere
2009-09-27 02:57 am UTC (link)
Translation: Watch your fucking ass, Uchiha. You can't hide behind your camera forever.

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(no subject) - [info]equate, 2009-09-27 03:18 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]impellere, 2009-09-27 03:26 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]equate, 2009-09-27 03:29 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]impellere, 2009-09-27 03:30 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]equate, 2009-09-27 03:42 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]impellere, 2009-09-27 03:47 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]equate, 2009-09-27 03:51 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]impellere, 2009-09-27 03:53 am UTC
...he's catching on. SLOWLY. But surely. - [info]equate, 2009-09-27 03:58 am UTC
... why so slow sasuke. i thought you were a bawss. - [info]impellere, 2009-09-27 04:52 am UTC
.....maybe narutospeak needs a translator too. - [info]equate, 2009-09-27 05:01 am UTC
ahah. no. you need a special decoder ring found in these marked boxes of general mills cereal. - [info]impellere, 2009-09-27 05:09 am UTC
GREAT DEAL- TWO INSULTS FOR THE PRICE OF ONE!
[info]itsa_twister
2009-09-26 10:03 pm UTC (link)
Good idea. I mean, if you actually care about what some idiot has to say, then yeah. I'm sure your services will be invaluable.

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WHY IS EVERYONE SO MEAN SFHHSFKSFKF
[info]impellere
2009-09-27 03:03 am UTC (link)
Translation: I care about what the idiot has to say.

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FFF IT'S JUST IN HER NATURE
[info]itsa_twister
2009-09-27 04:32 am UTC (link)
Which idiot? The lazy one or the one with the stick up his ass?

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BLONDS MUST UNITE D: - [info]impellere, 2009-09-27 04:50 am UTC
FINE FINE BUT NARUTO MUST PROVE HE IS NOT COMPLETELY WORTHLESS. - [info]itsa_twister, 2009-09-27 04:51 am UTC
;A; - [info]impellere, 2009-09-27 05:01 am UTC
he can do it! - [info]itsa_twister, 2009-09-27 05:05 am UTC

[info]goodwithscalpel
2009-09-26 10:05 pm UTC (link)
...Oh, I want this service.

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[info]impellere
2009-09-27 03:14 am UTC (link)
You get the service free.

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[info]goodwithscalpel
2009-09-27 12:22 pm UTC (link)
Lovely.

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[info]oriental_dragon
2009-09-26 10:56 pm UTC (link)
Just what and who would you be translating for?

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[info]impellere
2009-09-27 03:16 am UTC (link)
Guess whoever comes along. I got to do something while I'm stuck in class. Right, Tenny?

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[info]oriental_dragon
2009-09-27 03:25 am UTC (link)
...Most people pay attention to the actual lecture while they're in class, Naruto. But I guess I should be happy you're even going to class in the first place.

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(no subject) - [info]impellere, 2009-09-27 03:41 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]oriental_dragon, 2009-09-27 03:45 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]impellere, 2009-09-27 03:50 am UTC
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[info]verdure
2009-09-27 02:37 am UTC (link)
Actually, I think he does that because he's a lazy asshole.

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[info]impellere
2009-09-27 03:14 am UTC (link)
Na, he's just got a big hole that won't go away. Make 'em cranky.

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[info]verdure
2009-09-27 03:28 am UTC (link)
A big hole where his heart is supposed to be?

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(no subject) - [info]impellere, 2009-09-27 03:29 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]verdure, 2009-09-27 03:30 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]impellere, 2009-09-27 03:43 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]verdure, 2009-09-27 05:46 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]impellere, 2009-09-27 05:54 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]verdure, 2009-09-27 05:56 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]impellere, 2009-09-27 05:57 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]verdure, 2009-09-27 06:23 am UTC



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