You can turn off the sun--

impellere @ 2009-11-15T22:17:00

2009-11-16T04:21:16Z

IF THERE'S ANYONE ELSE OUT THERE THAT I MADE CRY I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT I'M SORRY.

You're probably a pansyass crybaby for doing it in the first place.

But since I don't got enough time to hug you and all I'm gonna make it clear right here instead.

Except to people that suck.

THAT INCLUDES: Sasuke and the old hag from Hot Pho and Fro'Yo I met last week. She smelled bad.

Sasuke probably smells bad, too. But if I say that then I might really have to hug him. I don't want to.

IF YOU DIDN'T GET A SORRY THEN IT'S 'CAUSE I DON'T REALLY REMEMBER MAKING YOU SAD SO IT MUST HAVE BEEN A REALLY UNIMPORTANT THING AND YOU NEED TO SUCK IT UP. Ok.

Bye.

impellere @ 2009-10-10T11:06:00

2009-10-10T15:41:48Z

Maybe if I keep the tie on after the play I can get free siu mai at that Dim Sum place down the street if I play up the 'lonely businessman' gig.

impellere @ 2009-09-26T11:57:00

2009-09-26T17:03:28Z

I think I'm gonna offer my services as a translator for extra cash on the side. The best sort of translator, too. 'Cause I got like... this sixth sense going on where I know what someone really means when they open their big, stupid traps. Take Sasuke for instance. When he says something like, "You're [insert smartass crap here about your mom/job/dog]" what he's really saying is "No one likes me. Give me a hug for cash so I can buy a personality."

And when Shikamaru goes "blah blah blah I can't make my letters big because that makes me ~different~" what he really means is "I am lonely. Won't you hold my hand?"

Just a theory.

Of awesome.

Services start at 200 yen. No pushing! Uzumaki is open all day. Except for robots or freaks. [So that means half of you need to shoo. Sorry. But you suck.]

[PRIVATE TO NARUTO]
They were easy, though. Sulky bitchy ones are always easy to figure out. He's not s'posed to be like that, so... Maybe the cousin knows something. GAH BRAIN COMING TO A HAULT. SCREECH. SCREEEECH. Why can't everyone just be little carefree blobs?! I like those. Blobs are cool and don't get angry at anything. And like Naruto. At least I think so. There's no reason for blobs to hate me.

...

I want my goddamn muffin already.[/PRIVATE]

BANDWAGON? ALLLLL ABOARD!!

2009-09-10T04:24:08Z

Oh how I hate these things. But I got to second Cella. Answering the bloody questions gets a lot going and helps people figure out their characters. I'd like to at least try and figure out why Naruto does his Naruto thing and answering your requests would do just that.

That, and she had something right. The history/personality/issues of a character are near impossible to fit into an application and when you can't look into the future it makes things a bit difficult. Playing a character makes them grow I guess. Things happen to them which change them completely or moderately. They meet new people. Do new things. ~~Screw Hyuugas.~~ Point being a lot of things have happened to Naruto to turn him into the guy he is now.

So, what this means is by asking me a question, any question, about Naruto I can answer with whatever it is that comes to mind. Stuff that has been implied about him for so long but not actually set in stone. It would also clue anyone into why he's the way he is. What makes him a special snowflake. And will also help me a bit as well. So that I can give a good long moment to think about the why and how and when and where. All that fun stuff that a simple blurb wouldn't cover.

C/P MOMENT with minor adjustments

Ask me any question regarding Naruto. ANYTHING AT ALL. They can be specific questions, or generalized questions. I will answer them all in this post. All the frivolous details included despite the way my fingers doth protest.

The 'no godmode on relationships' thing is the same here. I won't assume anything happened between your character and mine nor will I conjure one up off the top of my head. If my character knows your character and we have a history with them then of course I'll go off that. If mine doesn't then with time he totally will. Naruto is a pretty damn social guy so he's bound to get to you sooner or later. Questions about him in general are entirely appreciated as it would help me.

Needless to say, if you ask in this post "what's his opinion of ___" I will answer based on how much he knows them/has interacted with them. Because of course I don't have ENOUGH stuff to do. NO. NO WAY.

;A;

impellere @ 2009-09-05T02:34:00

2009-09-05T06:38:56Z

UZUMAKI NARUTO: MALE GIGILO

. . .

I thought the sparkles would make it better.

_{PS. It doesn't. But it does make it really fucking pretty.}

PSS. I don't think I like muffins very much. Might learn to bake them. But I don't have pans. Only girls and cooks have pans. ANY GIRLS I KNOW HAVE PANS I COULD USE? I'll give 'em right back and even share. If like... they don't suck.

There's no room in this world for sucky muffins. ~~Or broken ribs. Side. Hurt. Ow. Do you hear me. OW.~~

And when the deed is done there will be a muffin celebration. Anyone cool will come. Except not to my place. VOLUNTEERS WELCOME. DON'T BE SHY. I know some of you have to be cool so step up. D:

[SAKURA] come back and yell at me ok? i dont even care why.

just dont disappear forever. or something.

cus then id miss you

so come back.
[/SAKURA]

impellere @ 2009-07-26T06:43:00

2009-07-26T10:43:40Z

Jerkass who sucks at setting dates say what.

Get your butt in gear and give us a time and place, Hyuuga. We'll all die someday so it's better to give us a deadline to get your stupid presents, k?

Update:

Lately my tattoo has been itchy. I think it means it's going to rain/the world is about to end/I have some weird, skin-eating fungus virus creature under my flesh.

But the last one is totally awesome and I'm hoping it pops out of my gut like in that alien movie. I don't have the 'funds' to support it so I think I'll give it to a good family who will nurture as their own. Maybe I can get visitation or something. OH. And they have to have a dog. Called 'Mange'.

'Cause you know that skin thing dogs get from the disease bug and it would be... a...

That lead in was too fucking long for that joke. I'm sorry.

UZUMAKI OUT!!!

EDIT: shikamaru likes my ass.

[info + concrit]

2009-05-15T17:32:31Z

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