No dude this is such a fucking jam. definitely a good song 4 da Mack Daddy hahaha girls a pimp i'll give her that

Pimp, date rapist, it's all the same right?

dude wtf no? lMAO why would you call the Mack Daddy a rapist? she gonna kick ur ass man

Guess I just missed the sweet feeling of her manly hands closing around my throat while she was away..

LMFAO you're comical dude. What you sayin this summer?

Probably going to the rapist's house actually!! gunna sleep with one eye open. if she doesn't like, move to buttfuck nowhere Maine instead anyway.

Hahaha wit T-dawg?? Still can't believe they fucked & shit man.. lol weird me out kinda theyre like both bros. Smoke and chill with Tatum all the time man. She's a g for sure.

If your up my side the border anytime visiting your boy, fucking hit me up or something man. Maybe come up play some street football with the big boys???

I guess man?? that kid, whatever her name is.

HA. I'll see what I can do man.. wouldn't want to embarrass you in front of your boys when I kick all of your asses!!!

aint she supposed to be ur best friend? u don't know her girls name? Ur as bad as your bf man

You wish tough guy. This summer man come but your money where your mouth is. Street Tackle, winning team splits the money. It gets kinda rough.. thought you might be down

Lol I dunno man I know she got red hair?? something like that, I dunno I'm not the one eatin her pussy.. its not like we sit around and talk about how in ~luv~ we are. well, I don't anyway. her more so lately ugh.

You're on, bitch. Hope your wallet can handle it.

Fuck you dick head, I am NOT a date rapist. You're such a cunt.

I knew you were a meth head, no wondering you're getting so ugly! I guess I missed your mug while gone though. Accidentally tripping the Disney mascots just wasn't the same without you.

Okay maybe date rapist was a little harsh? Roofie connoisseur?

You went mascot tipping without me!? You never told me none of that shit!!!!

I'm pretty sure there's just no way to rape the willing you slut.

I only got to tip one!! Fucking, Chip or Dale, stupid squirrels. Tried to cop a feel, so I accidentally pushed him flat on his ass. You should have heard the way T yelled at me, Jesus. Sometimes that girl has no sense of humor, haha. Knew you'd understand though!

Statutory is still rape. Freshman much?

I totally understand. I'd love nothing more than to drink a six pack in Disney and throw down with all seven dwarfs. And if I didn't fuck Jasmine before I left, than I wasted my time. Word.

She's a junior, only a year younger than we are. You're the one who likes sophomores.

We just need to have a bro trip, like The Hangover. Let's go to Vegas baby! Or get drunk and tip mascots in Disney World.

You gotta give booty credit where booty credit is due, tenth grade be damned.

You payin?

What about that fifty bucks you had?

I suppose I could pay, I didn't know you were a broke ass hoe though. I'm gonna need some compensation here...

I hope you're jokin??? That money is fucking long gone and spent. Like donezo.

I've moved on to new investments, they're just not panned out yet.

Of course, how silly of me. How was it to spend money you made off the suffering of others?

As long as they don't involve me or my girl, I won't even ask.

I got a really cool Pez dispenser. Wanna see?

HAHAH your girl? Goddamn, you are gettin soft! So y'all are a thing now? Knew I did you a solid, bitch!

No, and if you shove it in my face, I'll break it.

Fuck off, maybe I'm just a little proud of her! Doesn't mean I'm getting soft...

But it's Betty Rubble. Everybody wants to fuck Betty Rubble, it's like Freudian.

Proud of her?? For WHAT?? Breathing?? No wonder she's so sensitive if you treat her like a pretty little princess... jesus fuck.

Has anyone ever told you that you're a freak? I will still snap it in half.

She is a princess No, I'm proud that she's my girl ass. You're a dick.

You're some rude considerin I just offered to share some of my second favorite candy ever with you, whore.

HA! That aint nothin to be proud of there buddy ;) I know your track record, esp with weepy bitches.

Calm down crybaby, I might not snap it in half. I can't promise anything.

What? I don't remember there being weepy bitches.

And screw you, I'm just happy okay? how many of those girls before did I actually like enough to date?

I ain't a crybaby! You better be quiet before that pretty Rover gets TP'd.

I'm sure you dipped deep into a few weepy ones in your time. I know you like the ones with lots of feelings. Makes you happy, hahahh!!