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024

2014-04-24T00:32:14Z

I find it suspicious no one told me how being pregnant is ~~bloody~~ awful.

Miles, this is your fault.

023

2013-12-19T20:30:20Z

The absolute last thing I'd like to wake up to in the morning is a stomach bug with not a potion in the house to cure my ailment!

Bianca, this is your fault.

022

2013-08-12T19:56:19Z

[ORION SINISTRA] I had no idea a dragon trainer was capable of liking something as soft as a bubble baths. [/ORION SINISTRA]

[CHARLIE] You are going to start growing a beard. [/CHARLIE]

021

2013-06-18T17:46:25Z

My birthday is in twelve days!

That is less than two weeks, for those who have been otherwise preoccupied ~~and shamefully haven't already begun to plan accordingly.~~

As always, I have constructed a list of pre-approved gifts, which I am more than happy to owl out upon request.

Am I forgetting anything else?

My favorite flavor this year is mango.

020

2013-03-07T01:33:48Z

I don't know what was a better way to end the day, being told that you still are barred from entering your country of birth, or witnessing a grown wizard accost a Ministry official and then proceed to fall to the ground in a fit of hysterics.

Tell me, how illegal is it to tranquilize others in their sleep?

019

2013-02-07T01:05:07Z

You have twenty minutes, Pepper, to secure clothes and items you think important whilst doing nothing day in and day out.

018

2012-12-12T21:37:17Z

[BIANCA] Pepper is actually making me go to Istanbul! A whole bloody month of quidditch-- and work! In Istanbul. Can you believe it? Nothing could be more horrible! I'm quitting tomorrow. [/BIANCA]

In other news, people, like snow, are horrible. Isn't the holiday season suppose to make things nice?

017

2012-08-13T05:01:12Z

[BIANCA & ADAMINA] ~~I am formally requesting~~ I want to do a sleepover can we have a sleepover? I'll even host! [/BIANCA & ADAMINA]

[DEREK] Do you want to come over tonight? I can pretend to make dinner. Ohh Ahh! And then maybe we can do some things after... [/DEREK]

Why can't England be located in a tropical environment? Summer is too nice for it to end so soon.

Maybe it's time to invest in permanent hot location.

016

2012-06-05T04:14:54Z

[BIANCA & ADAMINA] I want to do something fun for my birthday, can we do something fun for my birthday? ~~Please~~ Please? [/BIANCA & ADAMINA]

Only 17 more days until summer! I think that is definitely worth a countdown.

015

2012-05-03T02:01:55Z

What an exciting week! Can't wait until the weekend!

014

2012-03-10T04:53:59Z

[SETH WADCOCK] It ceases to amaze me how you seem unable to come to terms with the fact that we are no longer dating. So I honestly can't understand as to who you think you are addressing me in public as such if we were ever even friends. Do not--- talk to me, do not talk to the people around me, do I make myself clear? [/SETH WADCOCK]

[DEREK] So, on a scale of one to hit-wizard, how prepared are you for this amazing life journey you are about to take? [/DEREK]

[BIANCA] When's your next vacation time? I think we need to work on your tan-- I know the perfect Moroccan beach! [/BIANCA]

Merlin, these children keep coming in younger and I keep feeling older everyday. What would we have even be doing in Hogwarts at this time?

013

2012-01-25T04:07:53Z

[BIANCA] Hi. [/BIANCA]

Hit-Wizards really are the prettiest and smartest.

012

2011-12-26T16:55:16Z

SETH JOSIAH WADCOCK YOU HYPOCRITICAL AND SELFISH HUMAN BEING I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU EVEN DARED TO SAY THAT I WASN'T COMMITTED ENOUGH TO YOU! WHEN WAS I GOING TO FIND OUT ABOUT THIS TOTAL LIFE UPHEAVAL, BEFORE OR AFTER I AGREED TO MOVING IN WITH YOU AND THEN FORCED TO COMPLETELY CHANGE MY LIFE? WHEN WERE YOU PLANNING ON TELLING ME BECAUSE I SEVERELY DOUBT THIS TRADE PLAN WAS CREATED IN THE PAST TWO WEEKS, YOU MISERABLE ATTENTION SEEKER.

011

2011-12-12T21:28:32Z

[SETH] We haven't talked in a week. ~~I'm wo~~ [/SETH]

EDIT:

[BIANCA] Well, you can take Seth Wadcock off your invite list. ~~He broke~~ we broke up. [/BIANCA]

Fuck men

I should just become a lesbian

Wow, what a great fucking day this has turned out to be.

010

2011-11-26T01:52:21Z

I just can't decide! Which do you like better?

009

2011-10-09T23:40:10Z

My apartment is soooo lonely. Woe. No one ever visits.

I suppose I'll just go sit in the shoe room and introduce new editions to the collection.

008

2011-06-16T05:46:50Z

[BIANCA] Is there a legal way you can just end my misery? I promise, I won't tell anyone. [/BIANCA]

Well. I just feel so great

Ugh I can't say that.

Why---

Oh fuck it

Whoops, dropped my ink bottle!

007

2011-03-15T02:58:55Z

[BIANCA] BIANCA what do I do! I cannot go near Seth right now. [/BIANCA]

Almost spring, almost spring, almost spring, thank Merlin.

006

2011-01-21T02:35:59Z

You would think selling wands would be a little bit entertaining, what with the magic of it all?

No, not at all. The most exciting thing to happen this week was Ollivander investing in a new chair for the waiting area.

005

2011-01-11T05:46:32Z

What a beautiful day outside. I don't think I've ever seen snow look so pretty.

004

2010-10-18T03:24:30Z

SIRIUS BLACK!

003

2010-09-21T16:18:12Z

~~I am ridiculously bored~~

Tell me something interesting.

002

2010-07-28T04:05:14Z

[BIANCA] Slap me. I had sex with Sirius Black again. [/BIANCA]

The recent weather reminds me of Morocco. The temperature makes it just right for sunbathing, but not so hot that the sun is uncomfortable. I do wish for it to stay like this as long as possible.

001

2010-06-11T04:59:31Z

Just a public service notice: it's safe to come back to Diagon, so people should stop by Ollivander's while they're here.

000

2010-06-10T05:57:21Z

mirabelle karolina jasper

age: 24 [june 30 1960]
heritage: english/moroccan; halfblood
year/house: 1978/slytherin
quidditch: n/a
wand: willow, 11½”, dragon heartstring, unyielding
wand hand: right
occupation: assistant [wwn offices]
political alliance: neutral

pet: bubo [owl]
mother: jade jasper [nee comstock]
father: omar jasper
sibling: noelia jasper [sister]
related: melania comstock [cousin], ollie comstock [cousin]
signficant other:

height: 5'6"
defining features:
disabilities: horrible swimmer
appearance: 1 2 3

home: london, england
birthplace: london, england
first sign of magic:
patronus:
boggart:

first impression:
in depth:
pet peeve:

personal history:

astrology: Potions, potions, and more potions. Any Slytherin born under a water sign will excel at potions, and the Cancer Slytherin is no exception. The leadership ability and the lofty dreams of Cancer will also be emphasized; as will loyalty (directed for the most part to one's House). Slytherins born under the sign of Cancer will be more hard-shelled and less sentimental than other Cancers, but don't be fooled by their bossy, efficient exteriors. On the inside they are soft and needy, and they learn from a young age to hide this well. Slytherins born under water signs have another thing in common with each other: keen insight into what makes other people tick. These Slytherins are good at manipulating other people's emotions, and good as well at quickly learning the hidden stories behind the otherwise inexplicable actions of acquaintances. They never forget a cut or a kindness, so it is best to stay on their good side unless you want an obsessive, vindictive enemy.

pb: naya rivera
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