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Subject:Kazamir: [Open to Students]
Time:03:25 pm
Carly Travers you are a piece of shit. If I hadn't been blackout drunk my dick would have gone nowhere near you. Quite frankly, I wouldn't even fuck you with a homeless man's dick.

Nevertheless, thank you for the journal - it will make for nice rolling papers. I will write whatever I wish on the web; it's not my fault you choose to read what I have to say. You're pathetic and you look like you should have graduated in the 19th century.

And for anyone who chooses to refer to me as 'Kazanova' be warned that I can and will twist your tongue until it rips out of your head that I will then keep as a souvenir.

That is all.
 

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Subject:Kazamir: [Private]
Time:09:22 pm
 For some fucked up reason there exists this sort of balance. I can't ever have something good without it coming hand in hand with something shitty. Why is that? I'd rather just have tons of fucking awesome shit happen to me now and then all the shitty fucking shit that comes along with it can come later on in life. Like when I'm fucking old or some shit when I don't give a fuck. Or the "shitty" thing could just be something that I am supposed to be upset about but I'm not in actuality... like if that fuckwad douchebag Stas bit the big one. Fucking pillow biting cunt. Well anyway, for chronological reasons I guess I'll start with the good news.
 
I totally WWW stalked the SHIT out of Olivier and found the most fucking banging picture of her. It took like a fucking hour to find but I wasn't doing anything better. It must have been from when she was in fucking school or something and her body... OH MY FUCKING GOD HER BODY is in a sort of profile view or whatever except for her face so you can see her plump ass AND still see her fucking rack. AND she's in a fucking skirt too so she's showing off her best assets on top of that: HER LEGS. The picture must have been taken without her knowing or some shit because she is looking directly at you and she's making this surprised fucking face... so naturally it kind of looks like an "oh-face" or whatever you want to call it. Anyway, I obviously couldn't wait to start choking it to that shit because DUDE, C'MON!!? Who wouldn't?
 
...Now, on to the bad part. I'm fucking beating it like never before. Started out first all fucking sensual and shit like all slow and whatever but then I just started going nuts and OF COURSE that fucking fairy faggot queen bitch roommate of mine comes bursting through the door with his faggy ass friends and I lose my shit. I try to jump off the fucking chair and into my bed (which is like a hop away) and fucking trip over my bookbag. I hit the fucking ground, smack my forehead off the fucking frame of my bed and just lay there on the floor with my johnson hanging out, hard as a rock, and pointing straight up to the fucking heavens. FML.
 
Him and his fucking friends wound up just turning around and running out after laughing for a minute. So fucking annoying. And then one of his friends was like "did you see how big it is?" and then that fucking princess goes "I've seen bigger." Yeah right you fucking queer as if anyone would want to fucking see you with your fucking clothes off. Only good thing about getting head from that fucking queen is that you wouldn't have to look at his fucking face if IT'S IN YOUR LAP.
 
What-the-fuck-ever though. After he left I just finished up and came onto his fucking bed under his pillow. DRINK UP CUNT.

Also, what the FUCK is with everyone here this past week? Everybody keeps calling me fucking 'Kazanova' and I don't understand why. Some little twat said it to me and I hung him from his underwear on the door of a stall in the restroom. Next person that calls me Kazanova without telling me what the fuck it even means is getting hexed. ZERO warning.

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Time:01:09 pm
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Time:01:04 pm
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Subject:Character Information and Biography
Time:12:36 pm
Name: Kazamir de Kooning
Residence/Hometown: Hesperia, California (just outside of LA); born in Russia 
Age/Birthday: October 30th, 1994; 17
Gender/Sexuality: Male, Asexual (with straight tendencies)
PB: Ash Stymest
Any notable differences from the pb? None

School/Magic Stuff
Wand: A (surprisingly) rigid, 12" ivy wand with a core of dragon heartstrings
House and Year: Clemons, Junior
Schedule: Astronomy, Charms and Wandwork, DADA, Spell Theory, Advanced Transfiguration I, Advanced Potions I, Advanced Herbology I, and Apparation Study
Strongest subject in school: Transfiguration
Weakest subject in school: Muggle Studies
Extracurricular activities: None
Boggart and Riddikulus: His mother as a vampire and a large iron cross
Amortentia smells like: Stale cigarettes, whiskey, and cinnamon
Patronus: A jackal, quarrelsome and relentless 
Animagus Form: Black-backed jackal

Family/Relationships
Immediate Family: Listed in other entry
Familiar: Cipher, a Great Horned owl
Any other relations we should know about: Nemesis Abernathy Ford

Personality
Likes: Cigarettes, tattoos, getting good grades without trying, cutting people down to size (and then some), and painting occasionally.
Dislikes: People in general (Anastas especially), sports, vampires, and being wrong.

Quirks: Took the apparation class at the AAW the moment winter break began; Kaz is missing all his toes on his left foot due to splinching and is slightly off balance at times now because of it. Kazamir also has an odd fascination and interest in vampires and similar beings (ie werewolves) ever since his mother's death.
Secrets: Abernathy and Kaz used to be friends... he denies that still even though people know it to be the truth.
Strengths: Transfiguration, quick learner, multi-tasker, self preserving, intelligent, natural charmer and hardworking. 
Weaknesses: Rude, short tempered, foul mouth, short attention span, spiteful, and vengeful.

Detailed personality: It isn't uncommon for Kazamir to be locked up in his room studying spells, practicing any sort of magic, reading endless books, painting here and there to calm himself, and have numerous ash trays scattered around his room with half smoked cigarettes burning slowly. His short temper is matched with a short attention span that must be occupied by many activities all at once.
 
Kaz isn't challenged by a majority of his schoolwork and when he's in class he is often doing something other than what he should. He tends to have a book he wants to read open inside his textbook, tapping or shaking some part of his body, and sneering at his fellow classmates. His snobbish air is rightly so for no matter how many times he is called out for not paying attention he is able to answer any question, perform any spell, etc. with ease.
 
Kazamir looks at his parent's relationship to justify why he doesn't see the point in being romantically involved with someone else. He is far too into himself to notice someone else anyhow and to care about another person's feelings would be quite a challenge. A challenge without anything to gain from it.
 
He does however have some positive qualities with his ability to see things from another point of view. Typically he doesn't bother with it though because he believes most people aren't interesting or deserving enough to be understood.
 

Personal History: Kazamir grew up in a home with parents that should have never had children. Both parents seemed to have commitment issues and their destructive relationship led to a rocky childhood for their sons. Candis dated other men while married to Kostya and even had one night stands on occasion. Unfortunately for her she got in bed with the wrong man who was no man at all. He was a vampire and took her life after a long, bloody night.
 
Candis' death didn't effect Kostya too harshly but did have a stronger impact on Kazamir and some of his brothers. Valentin certainly the most effected since he was the closest to Candis. After Candis' death Kostya and his four sons were quickly uprooted from their home in Russia and relocated in the United States (just outside of LA).
 
Valentin was, obviously, forced to transfer schools and for that he blamed his father. He wasn't happy about attending Dresden Academy though he did enjoy his schooling there. Sorted into Putnam, it is unclear where Yevgeni will end up.
 
Speaking of his brothers, Kazamir and Valentin get along fine whereas Kazamir and Anastas have a strong distaste for one another. Kazamir gets along best with Yevgeni because the two share the most in common especially with their strong interest in school.
 
Kazamir does respect Dresden Academy and enjoys attending he just has a lame way of showing it. He is rarely challenged by his schoolwork, it seems, but when he is challenged by something it consumes his time until he has mastered it and knows it inside and out. Sometimes Kazamir believes he should have been sorted into Sonnier... and then he curses out a freshman and pushes the ludicrous thought back out of his head.
 
Occasionally Kaz will cut loose and show up at random parties or events with other students. After a few drinks he will talk to random people but rarely does he ever hang out with the same person twice. Kaz doesn't have any close friends for the most part and when he's socializing it is never with the same person twice... typically.
 
Kaz hungers to learn more and more and strives to be an extremely powerful wizard. He won't ever be satisfied and he won't stop and hopes that no one gets in his way (for their sake).

Other Stuff: I'd love for any girl students to be completely infatuated with Kaz and he not ever give them the time of day
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