Here's how it happens. You give me a couple, any couple (so long as I've played one of the characters) and I'll write a drabble around 100 words about them in reply to your comment. This can be ANY couple (anything.. shippiness or cuteness or whatever), and it can have been a game-canon couple, or something completely off-the-wall. I do back-history, I do future, and I do AU crack. If you want a particular theme or rating, let me know. The ratings will be anywhere from G to uh, well I suppose NC-17 but I dunno if I can get that in 100ish words.

/ = Shippyness and "and" means ordinary interaction

FIRST OF ALL, sorry about last night. ESPECIALLY TO CRISTINA + LAURIE 'CAUSE I KIND OF DISAPPEARED COMPLETELY THAR. Dad barged in and demanded I type something up then managed to piss me the hell off after it was done. So. You know. When I get grouchy, I don't reply to anything because I know I'll just end being an angry bear. DX BUT ANYWAY. FORTUNATELY ANGER FUELS ME TO DO MINDLESS THINGS. Like, updating layouts with new code and graphics. Which all my Valesco-ites now have. :D

SECOND OF ALL -- a meme. XD

Pose any scenario about one or more of my characters that is the form of "Why [character] _____" -- examples: "Why Rafe and Moses are friends.", "Why Elphias has short hair.", "Why Aberforth likes goats.", "Why Rodolphus and Bellatrix will never have children.", and so on. I will respond with a drabble or ficlet of a situation from the past, present, or hypothetical future that supports the scenario. So, tell me, what would you like to know about my pups? :]

I'm from Southern Illinois which actually begins south of I-70 at Effingham, thankyouverymuch. But most of these still apply to me. And I've lived in Downtown Chicago before so a lot of those apply, too.

( San Fransisco, huh? Well, you know Who’s gonna be happy about that then... Da queers! )

Pick a character of mine and a number from 40 to 159. The number will correspond to an entry number of this blog and my character will answer the listed questions. You can find the entry by entering it's post # into the search box at the top of the blog.

Pick a fandom from my interests and I will answer these questions for you.

Favorite scene (overall)
Favorite scene that makes me laugh
Favorite scene that make me cry
Scene that makes me ~*~RAGE~*~
Favorite shippy scene for_________

Since I uh, fail at keeping my interests current, this basically goes for any show, novel, etc. that you have even the slightest inkling I have an interest in, regardless of whether I have mentioned it in public anywhere. IF YOU KNOW I LIKE(D) IT, IT'S FAIR GAME. - This goes for me, too. :]

Go to my userpics and then pick:
1. Your favorite.
2. Your least favorite.
3. One that makes you automatically think of me.
4. One that you think I should TOTALLY use more often.
5. One that you don't get/needs more explanation/you have no idea why the hell I have it.

Name a prompt from the following table and any pairing (canon or AU, as long as I play one of the characters involved) and I'll write you a ficlet that includes a kiss. First come, first serve on all prompts until all of the table is claimed. After that, feel free to re-request the prompts to your heart's content.

( I put into Nashville, Tennessee, but you wouldn't even come around to see me... )

1. Open up iTunes
2. Put it on shuffle.
3. Press play.
4. For every question, type the song that's playing.
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button.
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool...

<b>OPENING CREDITS:</b> <b>WAKING UP:</b> <b>FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL:</b> <b>FALLING IN LOVE:</b> <b>FIGHT SONG:</b> <b>BREAKING UP:</b> <b>PROM:</b> <b>PROPOSAL:</b> <b>LIFE:</b> <b>MENTAL BREAKDOWN:</b> <b>DRIVING:</b> <b>FLASHBACK:</b> <b>GETTING BACK TOGETHER:</b> <b>WEDDING:</b> <b>BIRTH OF CHILD:</b> <b>FINAL BATTLE:</b> <b>DEATH SCENE:</b> <b>FUNERAL SONG:</b> <b>END CREDITS:</b>

( HMMMMMM. )

Pick a character and I'll tell you...

1. Had their first crush on and when.
2. Had their first kiss with and when.
3. Who they lost their virginity to and when.
4. First said 'I love you' to and really meant it.
5. Came most closest to marrying/settling down with. (If your character is already married/settled down, choose the person before their current spouse.)

I don't use iTunes. I use Media Monkey.

How many songs total: 3510
How many hours or days of music: 9.8 days
Most recently played: Bones - Little Big Town
Most played: Can't You See - Marshall Tucker Band

Sort by song title:
First Song: $160 Million Chinese Man - David Holmes, Ocean's Eleven OST
Last Song: Zulu War Chant - Afrika Bambaataa

Sort by time:
Shortest Song: A New Partner - Koji Kondo (:05)
Longest Song: In-Da-Gadda-Da-Vida - Iron Butterfly (17:22)
(This is discounting the comedy albums that I have merged into one track...)

Sort by album (full album):
First album: 14 Shades of Grey - Staind
Last album: Young Hearts: Complete Greatest Hits - Steve Miller Band

Search the following and state how many songs come up:
Death – 14
Life – 60
Love – 167
Hate – 17
You – 446
Sex – 24

Age: 23
Where did you grow up: Southern Illinois (Within a city.)

WHAT DO YOU CALL:

1. A body of water, smaller than a river, contained within relatively narrow banks? stream or creek
2. What the thing you push around the grocery store is called? cart
3. A metal container to carry a meal in? lunch box
4. The thing that you cook bacon and eggs in? skillet
5. The piece of furniture that seats three people? couch
6. The device on the outside of the house that carries rain off the roof? gutter
7. The covered area outside a house where people sit in the evening? porch
8. Carbonated, sweetened, non-alcoholic beverages? soda
9. A flat, round breakfast food served with syrup? pancakes
10. A long sandwich designed to be a whole meal in itself? sub sandwich
11. The piece of clothing worn by men at the beach? swimming trunks
12. Shoes worn for sports? tennis shoes
13. Putting a room in order? clean-up
14. A flying insect that glows in the dark? lightning bug
15. The little insect that curls up into a ball? rolly poly
16. The children's playground equipment where one kid sits on one side and goes up while the other sits on the other side and goes down? see-saw
17. How do you eat your pizza? hands
18. What's it called when private citizens put up signs and sell their used stuff? yard sale
19. What's the evening meal? dinner, unless we're at grandma's then it's supper b/c dinner is lunch
20. The thing under a house where the furnace and perhaps a rec room are? basement
21. What do you call the thing that you can get water out of to drink in public places? water fountain