[car ride home after picking up brother from college]
Brother: [Bitches about boss who is a srs horse's ass.]
Dad: Is he gay?
Bro & Ally: .........
Dad: Well, The Gays are known to be like that. They want to dominate you.
Bro & Ally: ...........................
Brother: So, the game against Vanderbilt last night was pretty intense.

SHOOT ME NOW. A whole week of my extended family and ridiculous conversations like this. AUGH. Later in the car ride he said something about "The Blacks" and chicken with waffles, but I wasn't really listening. I was IMing people from my phone by then to be distracted from whatever Dad was saying. I didn't feel like getting irate tonight.

HOLY CHRIST ON A POGO STICK EARTHQUAKE!

WE'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO HAVE THOSE. THIS IS MIDDLE AMERICA. WE DEAL IN TORNADOES. AND FUNDIES. NOT EARTHQUAKES.

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NEW MADRID FAULT LINE CAN GTFO