#tag: go sadness

2009-04-11T17:55:07Z

i'm in a golden age, a great calendar page. i spotted the right time, the future is mine. i got the greatest dog, the best of them all. i love my brother, he's on my wall. i saw the brightest light, it was the most wonderful sight, and I spotted the right time, the future is mine

#bio: albus severus potter

2008-07-09T06:30:56Z

The future is mine

Name: Albus Severus Potter. That's kind of a mouthful, isn't it? My parents are very creative with their child abuse. Call me Al.
Age/Year: Seventeen and still Mummy's ickle baby boy. Say something about it. I dare you.
House: Slytherin, bitch.
Personality: Awesome. Oh I'm sorry, you meant other than that? Smart. Funny. Tall. Dark. Handsome. Gah, I dunno. I just call it like I see it, right? Can't put glasses on a monkey and call him Merlin, right? And yeah, okay, I guess Professor McGonagall's right that I've got a bit of a smartmouth. But if it's funny I like to laugh. No point in getting down about everything. I'm young. I can't get too serious. Save that for later when I'm running the world. (I'm gonna be Minister, did I say?) Mum says that's why I can't stick to a girl. Way she tells it, she and Dad were 'bout engaged when they were my age. Yeah I hear a lot of the old stories. Hate 'em, after a while. But I keep telling Mum, I don't have time for a girl. I'm gonna rule the free magical world and then worry about setting down and worrying and getting married and having kids and all that. Whatevs, there's time.
Major Details: Uh, first off, how can it be a MAJOR detail. If it's major it isn't a detail, right? (Y'see what McGonagall means about the smart mouth? Crazy bird. I love her.) ANYWAY. Smartmouth done. Hmm. First thing to come to mind? I'm a leftie. Got a tattoo on my chest but don't tell my mum, she doesn't know yet. Breakfast is my favorite meal. Hate wizard music. Yeah I'm an indie kid. So what. Uh. Hmm. Look like my dad, everyone says. Little annoying. Dog person. Baby sister named Lils. Well, Lily. But I call her Lils. And uh. Oh right. Scorpius Malfoy (yeah you know him.) likes snogging me in broom closets. Told him for years that he did. Heh. I love being right about this sort of thing.
PB: The fuck is this? PB? Pee bee. Look this whole damn survey's a bunch of shite. I want you to know that. Wait is this like on those Muggle tests? The DO NOT WRITE IN THIS AREA box? Is the whole thing void now? Shite. cole mohr.