Lyssandra Vance

Twenty one

2010-12-14T19:03:43Z

Ugggh.

NOAH BOOT I just threw up all ~~ovr~~ over the gift shop floor, come and help me before I get ~~sck~~ sick again.

~~I knew I shouldn't have kept doing morning shifts~~

Twenty

2010-08-21T03:56:27Z

Noah BOOT the strs have aligned, your ass had better be safe.

I only have 9 toes.

Nineteen

2009-12-22T01:52:24Z

I'M GETTING MARRIED!

~~Merlin that took a long time to write rihgt~~

Eighteen

2009-08-31T00:54:42Z

So I'm starting to think that I'm not cut out for this 'being a mum' thing.

I nearly ~~rolld~~ rolled Emily off the counter ~~htis~~ this morning while we were making breakfast.

At least she doesn't seem too upset about it. Kids are ~~drble~~ durable, right?

She gets excited whenever we pass the Halloween stands in Hogsmeade, though. That's a good sign, isn't it?

Seventeen

2009-02-16T07:20:52Z

Whelp, I'm spent.

Sixteen

2009-01-04T05:08:41Z

NOAH. BOOT.

I am going to pop soon and my child still does not have a name. This is a serious problem.

Oh, I guess other people can help too.

Fifteen

2008-07-30T20:43:14Z

Sigh, this is bloody fantastic.

All men are the same, aren't they? Bad timing and irritating charm.

Fourteen

2008-06-28T19:10:29Z

What. The. Fuck.

You know who you are.

Thirteen

2008-06-05T17:07:53Z

Aaaaaahahahahahahahahaha.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.

[Private] Oh, Goddamnfuckshitdamnbitch. Seriously? SERIOUSLY? The one time I bloody forget to take my potion and this happens. Just my luck. [/Private]

[Quirke] ...so, we've got a problem. [/Quirke]

Twelve

2008-05-24T21:23:44Z

I'm back from my ~~secnd~~ second bout of working with that Agave farmer, Carlos. I've got another case of tequila to show for it and a good bundle of money, so feel free to harass me for booze. Maybe this will become a routine thing, going out there every few months for five or six weeks.

Or not, you know. If I have to force a bottle on you I will.

I'm looking at you, Santiago.

Anyone else going to the concert this weekend? If I need to tell you which one then you're obviously not meant to be friends with me.

Eleven

2008-04-02T03:22:24Z

I know some nice bloke out there can help a girl relieve her boredom.

~~Seriously, anyone at all will do.~~

Ten

2008-03-15T02:28:12Z

[Boys] SANTIAGO, PRIYARANJAN AND RICHARD.

You lot are going to come with me tomorrow ~~despite any silly Quidditch game going on~~ to help Noah move!

He is a POOR, HELPLESS ORPHAN whose brother abandoned him to ride a ~~bromm~~ broom! It's your obligation as healers to help people out, so you have to do this, ~~ovioubsly~~ obviously.

There will also be tequila for you!

Except for Santiago. I can bring you some fruit punch instead if you want. I wouldn't want you to overindulge. [/Boys]

Nine

2008-02-05T05:21:06Z

Noah Boot, I am bringing you a pie tomorrow!

I didn't make it, unfortunately. I babysat for some witch tonight and she paid me in food, which I don't necessarily have a problem with ... but now I have a half-dozen mince meat and banana cream pies and nothing to do with them.

WHATEVER shall I do?

Eight

2008-01-26T03:32:19Z

I think I'm going to like this job!

Granted, I've only been working for one ~~dya~~ day, but it's better than the last jb job! And it's not ~~wffls~~ waffles.

I also have deedly-boppers that they sell at the Planetarium that are awesome. I highly suggest them to everyone.