sirius.

ak.alterego@gmail.com — Sat, 27 Mar 2010 19:35:28 GMT

HAPPY

FUCKING

BIRTHDAY

JAMES

FUCKING

POTTER

ak.alterego@gmail.com — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 04:39:44 GMT

How terrible is it that Sprocket and Tink eat the same food? Hot dogs. I just left my plate for a minute and then there was a feeding frenzy of kit and pup eating hot dog. I think this is kind of cannibalistic on Pocket's part, yeah?

ak.alterego@gmail.com — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 19:06:50 GMT

[Emmeline] We need to talk.

ak.alterego@gmail.com — Sat, 26 Sep 2009 20:29:44 GMT

Meet Sprocket.

Tinkerbell is not amused with him, but he is my pocket puppy.

ak.alterego@gmail.com — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 15:41:14 GMT

Well congratulations to the Malfoys on their superb baby making abilities. Another one for the pot, some clean purist blood.

Andromeda, what do you think they named it? Fastus Quintinius Prateon Malfoy?

ak.alterego@gmail.com — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 14:02:17 GMT

Oh yeah, the Marauders are all cool and groovy now. No one can call us reckless teenagers anymore

ak.alterego@gmail.com — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 02:32:59 GMT

Mary, do you have any furniture that needs put together? I feel like throwing out some instructions and fiddling with wimpy tools trying to prove my manhood in assembling something.

ak.alterego@gmail.com — Mon, 27 Oct 2008 23:24:19 GMT

[Private to Abigail] I've thought about it and I want to be involved. It's my baby too and I ~~need~~ want to be a part of its life. I have money and I have a right. You can leave him and I'll take care of you both. [/ward]

~~[James] I fucked up really bad but I think I can make it right but you might hate me because I [/ward]~~

[Remus] I fucked up really bad and I can't tell you because I can't even tell James and I need to talk to fucking somebody or I'm going to die and Odette can't help and oh my fucking god[/ward]

ak.alterego@gmail.com — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 13:37:20 GMT

Being a professor is really fun. My classes are completely shoeless. And I've managed to make a friend among the dearly departed. Hey Ben, how do you like the new name I taught him to rhyme with? Ben the Icky, Picky, Sticky without any Hickies Benwicky...

~~Except for the fact that I can't and don't want to sleep with any Hogwarts girls any longer. Am I that old already? I don't think I am, students are just growing younger. I am so not a pervert~~

[Warded to Odette] I have a feeling that you and I have something in common and it's Saturday. I think we should share something else, at say...eight o'clock in the evening? You can pick the place. Just not somewhere in public, because I'm pretty sure we'll get arrested for what I have in mind.[/ward]

[Warded to Abigail] I think you and I haven't seen each other in far too long. Its been like a week. How about breakfast in bed on Saturday? Care to meet me at Novella's in Hogsmeade Friday, say about 11? [/ward]

ak.alterego@gmail.com — Sat, 09 Aug 2008 03:23:30 GMT

I have a crown.

And a pot off beef stroganoff.

ak.alterego@gmail.com — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 18:19:46 GMT

[Melinda] Can I see you, please? I miss you. [/Melinda]

[James and Peter] What are we going to do about Moony?[/James and Peter]

[Remus] Woof. [/Remus]

ak.alterego@gmail.com — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 22:52:57 GMT

[Abigail] Are you free? For a couple of hours. [/ward]

Bagels are still gross, but popcorn is making a comback.

ak.alterego@gmail.com — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 19:35:50 GMT

I don't like bagels.

ak.alterego@gmail.com — Sat, 17 May 2008 18:49:44 GMT

[Order] ~~I'm moving into the Order house. They know where my flat is, I gave out the address and even though we have wards the house is better.~~

Edit: Never fucking mind. I'll go find somewhere else to live. [/Order]

[James] I need to get really really shitfaced and you're not allowed to poison me.[/James]

ak.alterego@gmail.com — Sat, 10 May 2008 21:58:14 GMT

[Alice] I need some advice. I know you're probably up to your bollocks in taffeta and wedding plans but I need help.

And no, not to escape. I already tried to get Gideon to help me and it seems even he poisons me with sleeping potions if I ask. [/Alice]

ak.alterego@gmail.com — Thu, 01 May 2008 17:10:17 GMT

~~Someone sedate James plea~~

Happy May day?

ak.alterego@gmail.com — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 17:14:51 GMT

~~Who says you can't repeat a trick~~

THE JOURNALS ARE TALKING AGAIN.

CAN YOU HEAR IT?

I swear James and I were just talking over the journals. ~~literally over them bu~~

JAMES SPEAK SOFTER MY EARS HURT.

Put your ear here and hear my special message!

There was a little bit of a delay when it first started so wait a little.

ak.alterego@gmail.com — Sun, 16 Mar 2008 07:05:27 GMT

[Marauders] This might be more for James, but how does one break into a Quarantine Ward at St. Mungo's? [/ward]

I think...green hair this year. Instead of Lily Red.

So that means free drinks for the night if you show up with green hair all over, at King's Pub on Monday. Fabian and I will willingly check the ladies, Bess, you're in charge of the gents.

ak.alterego@gmail.com — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 16:29:32 GMT

Is it the centipede or the millipede that's poisonous?