Now I definitely haven't heard that before...

SWEAR MOONY

Let's be honest here, who would I tell anyway

I swear.

Whoa

WHOA

JAMES, THAT'S GREAT!

I KNOW RIGHT?

I mean we're not---the healers were telling us there's still room for complications BUT I MEAN THIS IS RIDICULOUSLY EXCITING AND MIRACULOUS SO THEY CAN'T EXPECT US ME TO STAY QUIET.


I need to get him a Catapults jersey. WJEGDSKGJSGMSG

No, no, no that won't happen. I'm afraid he has far too many people waiting for him now for that to happen.

I told you you'd be the first one to have a kid out of all of us. And look, I'm practically a seer. You owe me a galleon for my pay.

Yes! Multiple!

See I'm glad you said that I need other people to believe that too--You did predict this. I am in awe. IN AWE, REMUS JOHN LUPIN.

If you keep this up I might just through Remus into the name hat. Except not, but it's the fake thought that counts.

I HAVE TO TELL YOU SOMETHING BUT YOU CAN'T TELL JAMES EVER.

It seems like everyone has a secret to share today. I, sadly, have none to share.

Go on.

Um no, not here.

In person. Preferably very very very drunk.

Sirius, I'm fairly certain we've been friends long enough that nothing will shock me, nor will I go running to the likes of Snape to tell him your secret.

What happened?

Noooooooooooooooooooope you have to come visit and I will tell you.

It is horrible and un-writable. Unspeakable even.

Sirius. What could you possibly

If this is about some imaginary fish of yours that died, we are not going to be seeing each other as often.

Unless you killed someone, since I hardly doubt you did, I think everything will be alright.

I don't have a fish, just the cat.

And I haven't killed anyone lately, but James will hate me until the END OF TIME FOR THIS JUST COME OVER NOW WHILE I AM NOT PASSED OUT FROM THE EXCITEMENT OF EVERYTHING.

WHAT I THOUGHT YOU COULDNT

OH GOD IM NOT THE ONLY ONE

ITS IN THE WATER


NO SHIT?

SHIT! I MEAN. THE CORRECT RESPONSE TO THAT.

JULY. END OF JULY.

JAMES THIS IS FUCKING AMAZING. LITERALLY AND FIGURATIVELY.

HOW DID I NOT KNOW THIS? I SHOULD'VE SMELLED IT.

Too many fucking teenagers. fucking. and stuff. wow I am really weird

JAMES THIS WILL BE THE MOST AMAZING BABY IN THE WORLD. HE WILL RULE THE WORLD.

I THINK IT WOULD HAVE BEEN A LITTLE CREEPY IF YOU HAD SMELLED IT SO I AM OKAY WITH YOUR LACK OF SNIFF

I KNOW. HE'S GOING TO BE BECAUSE THERE'S REALLY NO POSSIBILITY OF HIM NOT BEING AWESOME THERE REALLY ISN'T.

Unless he gets some of Petunia's genes but I think the Potter side will cancel that out completely and thoroughly.

TRUST ME FIONA THOUGHT IT WAS WEIRD TOO.

HE NEEDS A BROOM AND A BIKE AND A CAR AND EVERYTHING.

I think just being around Moony, Wormtail and I will help with the Potter Genes to completely negate Petty Petunia.

WHAT?



WHAT?

Really?

WE'RE GONNA BE UNCLES, PETEY.

YES! END OF JULY. THEY SAID LIKE. 27TH.

That is a very excited 16 you wrote there, Mister Potter.

It is stupendously excited, Eva- Missus Potter.

Any particular reason for it to be so overjoyed?

Life, Lily, the miracle of- life.

Sk;jasd That's a very good reason, James. Life is pretty exciting to me too.