Well, my parents are gone for the weekend, so I was thinking of challenging Otto to shag me on every surface of the house.

Well. He'd be a moron for not excepting that challenge.

I completely agree with this.

Oh, yeah?

Mmhm.

Working on an article about the sudden and unexpected increase in the crup population.

How about you?

That sounds incredibly boring, I'm not going to lie.

Just turning twenty.

I will turn it into the most brilliant article on the eighth page of the Saturday Prophet, just you watch Mr. Potter!

I'm assuming this is where ideas of grandeur should enter my mind in terms of the insanity and chaos that will be ensued due to such a momentous occasion?

I highly doubt that, but okay!

I think I'm going to play it cool this year seeing as we're supposed to be in hiding and all-- seeing as I'm now a young adult, officially.

Well, it will at least keep me busy trying!

Ah, the onset of adulthood. I'd say have a drink for me, but if you're keeping it low key...

Hmmm I don't know, is there something important about tomorrow?

It's only the end of my teenage years as we know it.

Oh, that. I knew I was forgetting something!

Dear me, does this mean you're going to have to start acting like an adult like the rest of us big, mature 20 year olds?

SIGH. I suppose it does.

I might relapse, though.

That would be just like you, wouldn't it?

...isn't it your birthday tomorrow?

We have a winner!!! Peter, what would you like your prize to be?

Cake.

Certainly doable!