Gabriel Sherlock

noshitsherlock @ 2009-07-02T06:26:00

2009-07-02T10:32:09Z

OOC: This is what happens when you guys don't thread with me. Serves you right. Code came from here, and I tweaked it a little to make it look more like a real profile.

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Profile Credits

Profile By Storybookending

Gabriel Sherlock

Basic Information

Networks:	Charleston, SC
Sex:	Male
Birthday:	October 9, 1986
Hometown:	Isle of Palms, SC
Family Members:	Mother - Margaret Carlin
Relationship Status:	Engaged to Alena Alkeinos
Interested In:	Women
Looking For:	Friendship
Political Views:	Apathetic
Religious Views:	Agnostic

Personal Information

Activities:	skating. surfing. playing guitar. chillin'.
Interests:	see above.
Favorite Music:	bob marley, fleetwood mac, msi, linkin park, cobra starship, stuff that doesn't suck.
Favorite TV Shows:	adult swim, the office, the daily show.
Favorite Movies:	saw i-v. hostel. die hard. lethal weapon.
Favorite Books:	ones with lots of pictures.
Favorite Quotations:	i never remember them.
About Me:	my name is gabe. i'm 22 years old. i live with my fiancee and her cat named blowjob and a goldfish named s'not. yep.

Contact Information

Emails:	swtchrstncr221@aim.com
Screen Name:	swtchrstncr221

Education and Work

College/University:	Trident '09
	Finance, Operations Management
High School:	Wando High School '04

Employer:	Sprint/Nextel
Position:	Accountant
Time Period:	May 2009 - Present
Description:	Crunching numbers.
City/Town:	Charleston, SC

Employer:	The Sea Island Grill & Lounge
Position:	Server
Time Period:	October 2006 - May 2009
Description:	Pouring wine for tourists.
City/Town:	Isle of Palms, SC

Groups

Member Of:

Isle of Poderes - We're Just That Obsessed, Holy shit, I'm awkward!, My phone was a casualty of the best night ever. Need numbers!!, Party Peeps of Eye Oh Pee, Manifest Discs & Tapes, Alec Lordes needs hamburger rehab.

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2009-06-10T06:40:25Z

Oh snap. Look who has the use of both hands! Useful for, you know, typing. Driving. Dressing oneself. Things like that. I can play guitar again! I feel like a new man. Or something.

On the other hand (haa), it's 2:30 am. Can't sleep. Work in six hours. Of course, I've been having nightmares since Saturday, involving hyperactive four-year olds. Good lord. I didn't think anybody had more energy than, say...Alena circa 8th grade? Baby, I think your cousin had you beat there.

~~Maybe the whole 'no kids' idea wasn't such a bad one.~~

noshitsherlock @ 2009-05-07T22:40:00

2009-05-08T02:45:30Z

My college graduation is tomorrow.

I think I'll pass. Just pick up the diploma from the counselor's office and have done with it. I can't take the diploma and shake the dean's hand at the same time, after all.

Job interviews start next week, and then it's goodbye serving, too. ~~How is everything changing so fast?~~

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2009-02-27T11:07:00Z

[04:39 am] Why would I want to count sheep of all things? Why not...frogs? Or...bunny rabbits? There are lots of rabbits out there. Plenty to count.

[05:07 am] Somebody should take my cell phone away. Chef Tony is really making these knives sound awfully miraculous right now, but we really don't need anymore sharp things in this house.

[05:23 am] I swear iTunes's Genius application is a conspiracy. The Man wants me to spend more money on music denouncing The Man. And yet, I can't turn it off.

[05:42 am] ~~Work in 10 hours...haven't slept since Tuesday...~~ What time does Chick-Fil-A open? I want a chicken biscuit.

[06:03 am] So this is when MTV has been hiding all their music videos. I wonder if Rihanna's gonna need plastic surgery or anything to get her face looking the way it was.

[06:52 am] ~~Oh. My. God. Fuck. Dream. Manipulators. I. Will. Never. Sleep. Again.~~ Half an hour of sleep? Check. Let my day begin.

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2009-02-08T07:30:03Z

Who puked up red and pink all over Wal-Mart? Yeesh. All I needed was some socks. And not red and white heart-patterned knee socks, either.

It's that time of the year again. The time when I consult the pathetic Valentine-less losers for ideas on what to gift a certain lady with on Single's Awareness Day. Only now Eddie had to go remove himself from that category, but don't worry, man. Once you're on the committee, you're on it for life. I won't demote you. But that means that Alec (a.k.a. Pathetic Valentine-less Loser) needs to step it up a few notches, since Eddie's creativity is being siphoned to other outlets.

Ok. Let's hear 'em.