I'm staying up late tonight, me and my best friends getting shitty

Poppin' bottles in the ice, and all these girls are pretty


May 18th, 2011

001 Private to students @ 07:06 pm

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HUNTER, WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME THEY MADE A MOVIE ABOUT YOU?



Who else is excited for parent weekend? And by excited I mean completely fucking over it.
 
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From:[info]itsnotjessica
Date: May 19th, 2011 12:38 am (UTC)
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Bitch, I'd be the best teacher anybody ever had.

And I'mmmmm excited. When can your ma and I meet for lunchies? My parents, yet again, won't be comin so I got all the free time in the world.. you just let her know.
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From:[info]notonyourteam
Date: May 19th, 2011 12:43 am (UTC)
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You gonna win them titties so you can have JT's heart?

Fuck you dude. Never again. Last year was a disaster.
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From:[info]itsnotjessica
Date: May 19th, 2011 01:04 am (UTC)
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Already have it.

Oh fuck ya! You never appreciate nothing I do for you! She was eatin out of the palm of my hand the whole fuckin weekend. Bet she would have licked my tits if I had another 24hrs with her.
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From:[info]notonyourteam
Date: May 19th, 2011 01:58 am (UTC)
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I knew you got a boob job!

Oh god...please never say the phrase 'she would have liked my tits' in relation to my mother ever again.

And she was only eating out of the palm of your hand because you made it seem like I was an abusive girlfriend. Ass.

I suppose you can join us, seeing as I feel bad for your sorry ass. And you did me a solid, so I guess I do owe you.
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From:[info]itsnotjessica
Date: May 19th, 2011 02:12 am (UTC)
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A lady never tells.

K cool. Have you never noticed the way your mother tends to lick her lips when we're waiting at a restaurant? Or does she just do that when it's me across the table?
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From:[info]notonyourteam
Date: May 19th, 2011 02:49 am (UTC)
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Ew...just...ew.

Were you dropped on your head as a child? Because I think there is something SERIOUSLY wrong with you.
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From:[info]itsnotjessica
Date: May 19th, 2011 02:27 pm (UTC)
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I'm not allowed to be attracted to a legitimately beautiful older lady? Maybe your ma is a total cougar, give her a chance.
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From:[info]notonyourteam
Date: May 19th, 2011 09:24 pm (UTC)
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No. No she's not a cougar. Especially not for you.

Maybe if she wasn't my mother and you weren't...well...you. I wouldn't have an issue with that statement.


....sick that would make you my like, step-mother or something if you got with my mom. This whole thing is making me nauseous.
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From:[info]itsnotjessica
Date: May 19th, 2011 09:35 pm (UTC)
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I'd make y'all clean my room errrrrrrryday!!!
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From:[info]notonyourteam
Date: May 19th, 2011 09:55 pm (UTC)
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Sorry, I don't clean for ugly step-mothers.
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From:[info]itsnotjessica
Date: May 19th, 2011 10:01 pm (UTC)
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Then I'll just have to spank you.
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From:[info]notonyourteam
Date: May 19th, 2011 10:02 pm (UTC)
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...And that's a punishment how?
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From:[info]itsnotjessica
Date: May 19th, 2011 10:29 pm (UTC)
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Well, I have to get your mom to help me.
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From:[info]notonyourteam
Date: May 19th, 2011 10:55 pm (UTC)
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Fuck you.
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From:[info]itsnotjessica
Date: May 19th, 2011 11:03 pm (UTC)
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Only if you beg.
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From:[info]notonyourteam
Date: May 19th, 2011 11:24 pm (UTC)
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Psh, please. You know you want to get with this.
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From:[info]itsnotjessica
Date: May 19th, 2011 11:29 pm (UTC)
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No, I'll just make you want it and then you'll grow up whoreish because your step-daddy never loved you. :'[
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From:[info]notonyourteam
Date: May 19th, 2011 11:45 pm (UTC)
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Hate to break it to you step-daddy, but mommah is cheating on your with some jail bait.
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From:[info]itsnotjessica
Date: May 19th, 2011 11:53 pm (UTC)
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Your mother just has an uncontrollable cooter.
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From:[info]notonyourteam
Date: May 19th, 2011 11:57 pm (UTC)
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GROSS DUDE, LIKE SERIOUSLY TOO FAR!

I so don't want to think about my moms cooter. I bet she has like teeth down there or something...
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From:[info]itsnotjessica
Date: May 19th, 2011 11:59 pm (UTC)
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Just a couple of molars. It's really not that big of a deal, Mack!
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From:[info]notonyourteam
Date: May 20th, 2011 12:03 am (UTC)
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I'm going to kill you the next time I see you. You are causing me extreme amounts of mental trauma.
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From:[info]itsnotjessica
Date: May 20th, 2011 12:20 am (UTC)
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Love you too, sugartits.

I'm staying up late tonight, me and my best friends getting shitty

Poppin' bottles in the ice, and all these girls are pretty